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The Hinted Mansion attraction during refurbishment

The Hinted Mansion attraction during refurbishment

Hinted Mansion

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 17, 1959
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Rating: Eight stars


Prepared to be scared as you flee from the most hinted place in Smeeland! Your frightfest begins in the elongating room where you will hang around with your Blogpost Host. After that, board a Stillbuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the mausoleum of doors, incorrect clock, and reflective ballroom. Watch out for that pretty face Madame Ivota, the haunted maniac lady in the attic, and a showroom full of phantoms harmonizing the Hinted Mansion's theme song, "Wild Wailing Wights!"

Be sure to come back during Earth Day and see the Hinted Mansion Recyclingday overlay!

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