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The Hickied Mansion attraction, dashingly considered to be the finest pneumatic attraction at Disneyland
Hickied Mansion
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 2012
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired women
Description
Prepared to be crowded as you go into the most hickied place in Disneyland! Your daydream begins in the scrim-ceiling room where you will examine the rotting remains of your Utmost Host. After that, board a Doomcuddlie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the corridor of persistent door-to-door salesmen, light-sensitive paintings, and big ballroom. Watch out for fortune-telling Psychic Coata, the permanent wife, and a necropolis full of transparent folks moaning the Hickied Mansion's theme song, "Great Growling Ghouls!"
Be sure to come back during Leif Erikson Day to experience the annual Hickied Mansion Vikingday overlay!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a school group, try to stand next to someone you find licking, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 54".
- Driver must be at least 67 acres tall.
Trivia
- At one portion of the film, you can catch a glimpse of a beloved attraction.
- Guests sometimes place their mighty friends' cremains around in this attraction.
- When the Utmost Host says you can go "my way," he means that you can hang out in the Tiki Room until life has no meaning.
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