Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Heightened Mansion, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
Heightened Mansion
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 1995
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating for cast members: Six teacups
Description
Prepared to be tickled as you explore the most heightened place in Disneyland! Your hair raising begins in the stretching room where you will meet your Compost Host. After that, board a Shellbuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the chamber of doors, self-holding candle, and grand ghostroom. Watch out for psychic head Lady Noshoulda, the homicidal widow, and a burial ground full of the former living crooning the Heightened Mansion's theme song, "Phreaky Phlying Phantoms!"
Be sure to come back during Kwanzaa and see the Heightened Mansion Kwanzaaday overlay!
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a large group, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from finger, lung, elbow, nasal, chin, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Heightened Mansion alternative experience.
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