Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Haunted Mutton attraction at park opening
December 13, 2004
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Prepared to be frightened as you go into the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your personal horror begins in the widening room where you will meet your Ghost Yost. After that, board a Doomcar to tour the rest of the mutton, including the corridor of hauntings, light-sensitive paintings, and grand bigroom. Watch out for the bodiless Fortune Kneeota, the ghostly psychopath, and a graveyard full of the former living moaning the Haunted Mutton's theme song, "Self-Serving Spirits!"
Be sure to come back during Independence Day for the awesome Haunted Mutton Fireworksday overlay!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young consumers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing, emotional baggage, or personal, attention-span, or blood issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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