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The Haunted Morton attraction at night

The Haunted Morton attraction at night

Haunted Morton

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 1980
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Seven Walts


Prepared to be possessed as you enter the most haunted place in Dandy Lines! Your daydream begins in the widening room where you will hang around with the Ghost Innermost. After that, board a Roachbuggie to tour the rest of the morton, including the corridor of poltergeists, light-sensitive paintings, and grand bigroom. Watch out for fortune-telling Fortune Beota, the haunted bride, and a cemetery full of spirits murdering the Haunted Morton's theme song, "Real Rank Revenants!"

Be sure to come back during Veterans Day and see the Haunted Morton Warriorsday overlay!

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