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Pictured: The Haunted Mormon attraction, greatly considered to be the best small attraction at Disneyland
January 15, 1965
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Prepared to be enqueued as you shiver into the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your daydream begins in the straightening room where you will be hung up on by your Ghost Blogpost. After that, board a Doomcuddlie to tour the rest of the mormon, including the room of doors, floating firesticks, and great ballroom. Watch out for the bodiless Spherical Teatotla, the homicidal wife, and a burial ground full of the former living harmonizing the Haunted Mormon's theme song, "Zen Zealous Zombies!"
Be sure to come back during Flag Day for the Haunted Mormon Gloryday overlay!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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