The Haunted Mormon attraction, which recently celebrated its gray anniversary
Prepared to be possessed as you experience the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your personal horror begins in the enlarging room where you will be introduced to your Blogpost Host. After that, board a Doomcycle to tour the rest of the mormon, including the hallway of doors, light-sensitive paintings, and repetitive ballroom. Watch out for floating head Spherical Encoda, the permanent lady, and a necropolis full of weirdos screeching the Haunted Mormon's theme song, "Poor Petty Poltergeists!"
Be sure to come back during April Fools' Day for the delightful Haunted Mormon Foolsday overlay!