Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Haunted Mission, a favorite attraction of Jasmine
July 12, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up (according to www.Napoleon.net, 1992)
Prepared to be haunted as you flee from the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your journey begins in the widening room where you will be introduced to your Ghost Innermost. After that, board a Combuggie to tour the rest of the mission, including the corridor of hauntings, musical flotilla, and grand hauntedroom. Watch out for psychic head Madman Freeota, the homicidal matron, and a cemetery full of ghosts murdering the Haunted Mission's theme song, "Many Murdered Men!"
Be sure to come back during April Fools' Day and see the Haunted Mission Foolsday overlay!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Unborn infants will probably want to run away.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness, '80s haircuts, blinding makeup, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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