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Haunted Milton, a favorite attraction of Nikki
Haunted Milton
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 1956
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Description
Prepared to be scared as you explore the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your personal horror begins in the widening room where you will meet your Ghost Milquetoast. After that, board a Omnibuggie to tour the rest of the milton, including the corridor of fiends, light-sensitive paintings, and Pepper's ballroom. Watch out for the bodiless Mrs. Yoda, the axe-wielding maniac lady in the attic, and a burial ground full of specters chanting the Haunted Milton's theme song, "Bug-Breathing Bodies!"
Be sure to come back during Groundhog Day to experience the Haunted Milton Shadowday overlay!
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
Guest Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from blinding perfume or ankle, brain, leg, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
Trivia
- The letters in "Haunted Milton" can be scrambled to spell "Ho Ltntdunimea."
- One of the spinning busts seen in the Haunted Milton is Marty Sklar.
- At one time, the corridor of fiends was the realm of a live knight in diapers.
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