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The Haunted Matron attraction, which recently celebrated its secret anniversary

The Haunted Matron attraction, which recently celebrated its secret anniversary

Haunted Matron

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1981
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Designed by: Vacationers

Description

Prepared to be tickled as you force the kids on the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your daydream begins in the scrim-ceiling room where you will encounter your Glasnost Host. After that, board a Stillbuggie to tour the rest of the matron, including the corridor of poltergeists, musical flotilla, and grand dancingroom. Watch out for fortune-telling Mistress Jota, the attic widow, and a burial ground full of weirdos screeching the Haunted Matron's theme song, "Real Rotting Remains!"

Be sure to come back during Thanksgiving Day and see the Haunted Matron Turkeyday overlay!

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