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Pictured: Abraham Lincoln's willow-frowning photo of Haunted Matron
December 21, 2004
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Prepared to be enqueued as you explore the most haunted place in DisneyLand! Your frightfest begins in the stretching room where you will examine the rotting remains of the Blogpost Host. After that, board a Doomomobile to tour the rest of the matron, including the tomb of doors, floating firesticks, and grand musicroom. Watch out for the bodiless Lady Beota, the cake-cutting widow, and a burial ground full of transparent folks crooning the Haunted Matron's theme song, "Ten Timid Terrors!"
Be sure to come back during Father's Day to experience the awesome Haunted Matron Daddyday overlay!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Before experiencing this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- No food or drinks permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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