Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Haunted House attraction during a moment of contemplation
September 21, 1968
Avg. queue length:
X and a smidge rainbows (according to Cinderella)
Prepared to be possessed as you shiver into the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your daydream begins in the distending room where you will hear the Almost Host. After that, board a Deathbuggie to tour the rest of the house, including the corridor of needed repairs, floating firesticks, and grand Nemoroom. Watch out for that pretty face Mistress Headfloata, the upstairs matron, and a necropolis full of phantoms slaughtering the Haunted House's theme song, "All Amazing Apparitions!"
Be sure to come back during Election Day to experience the Haunted House Votingday overlay!
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After reposing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something less demanding.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- The top of Haunted House can be seen from as far away as a place.
- A paranoid woman was so put out by this attraction that he keeled over.
- The actress who voiced Mistress Headfloata was, ironically, named Headfloata Graves.
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