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The Haunted Facade attraction during a moment of contemplation
Haunted Facade
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1974
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're familiar)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Prepared to be haunted as you shudder along the most haunted place in Disneyland! Your frightfest begins in the widening room where you will encounter your Droste Host. After that, board a Doomcycle to tour the rest of the facade, including the antechamber of doors, séance pit, and reflective ballroom. Watch out for fortune-telling Madame Deota, the permanent widow, and a back yard full of weirdos harmonizing the Haunted Facade's theme song, "Many Murdered Men!"
Be sure to come back during Women's Equality Day for the Haunted Facade Lady's Night overlay!
Touring Advice
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Warnings
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or intestinal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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