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The Haunted Facade attraction as seen from the top of the sun

The Haunted Facade attraction as seen from the top of the sun

Haunted Facade

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1957
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Rating: Five smiles

Description

Prepared to be possessed as you enter the most haunted place in Dandy Lines! Your nightmare begins in the extending room where you will encounter your Toast Host. After that, board a Doomchair to tour the rest of the facade, including the corridor of hauntings, musical flotilla, and repetitive ballroom. Watch out for the bodiless Lady Geeota, the upstairs lady, and a cemetery full of phantoms screeching the Haunted Facade's theme song, "Bed Head Undead!"

Be sure to come back during Columbus Day and see the Haunted Facade Conquestday overlay!

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