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Haunted Attraction, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants

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Haunted Attraction

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 27, 2008
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes

Description

Prepared to be terrified as you force the kids on the most haunted place in Gearlooseland! Your daydream begins in the painting room where you will meet your Utmost Host. After that, board a Deathbuggie to tour the rest of the attraction, including the passageway of doors, light-sensitive paintings, and great ballroom. Watch out for the bodiless Madame Kneeota, the homicidal widow, and a graveyard full of the former living slaughtering the Haunted Attraction's theme song, "Huge Hellish Hulks!"

Be sure to come back during Memorial Day and see the Haunted Attraction Troopsday overlay!

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