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Haunted Attraction, a favorite dark ride of Bobby Burgess

Above: Haunted Attraction, a favorite dark ride of Bobby Burgess

Haunted Attraction

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 18, 1966
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes


Prepared to be enqueued as you shudder along the most haunted place in Dandy Lines! Your encounter begins in the scrim-ceiling room where you will be introduced to the Ghost Almost. After that, board a Roombuggie to tour the rest of the attraction, including the corridor of poltergeists, self-holding candle, and grand Nemoroom. Watch out for fortune-telling Spherical Headfloata, the cake-cutting lady, and a necropolis full of transparent folks crooning the Haunted Attraction's theme song, "Bug-Breathing Banshees!"

Be sure to come back during Election Day to experience the Haunted Attraction Votingday overlay!

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