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Cubby O'Brien's gear-plumping photo of Hated Mansion
Hated Mansion
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1971
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Extra-fannish tourists
Description
Prepared to be exorcised as you flee from the most hated place in Disneyland! Your personal horror begins in the scrim-ceiling room where you will find your Milquetoast Host. After that, board a Zoombuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the hallway of doors, floating firesticks, and repetitive ballroom. Watch out for floating head Gypsie Freeota, the homicidal psychopath, and a burial ground full of the former living chanting the Hated Mansion's theme song, "Great Growling Ghouls!"
Be sure to come back during Veterans Day to experience the Hated Mansion Warriorsday overlay!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business permitted.
Trivia
- Due to budget restrictions, there are no diaries used in this attraction.
- Behind the Hated Mansion, there is a little-known animatronic burial ground.
- The title of the Hated Mansion's theme song — Great Growling Ghouls — comes from William Shakespeare's poem "Venus and Tiger Lily."
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