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The Hated Mansion attraction, wantonly wailing in the morning park light
February 16, 1973
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Prepared to be horrified as you go into the most hated place in Disneyland! Your nightmare begins in the octagon room where you will be hung up on by the Almost Host. After that, board a Doomcycle to tour the rest of the mansion, including the corridor of persistent door-to-door salesmen, séance pit, and grand partyroom. Watch out for fortune-telling Floating Getouta, the axe-wielding lady, and a burial ground full of the former living harmonizing the Hated Mansion's theme song, "Real Rotting Remains!"
Be sure to come back during Yom Kippur and see the Hated Mansion Atonementday overlay!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from nasal, hip, or immunological problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The letters in "Hated Mansion" can be scrambled to spell "Neiaont Hdsma."
- An infirm man was so amazed by this attraction that she later mentioned it to a friend.
- At one time, the corridor of persistent door-to-door salesmen was inhabited by a live ghost in armor.
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