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Ham-fed Mansion, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnston

At right: Ham-fed Mansion, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnston

Ham-fed Mansion

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 27, 1990
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes


Prepared to be possessed as you go into the most ham-fed place in Dandy Lines! Your frightfest begins in the widening room where you will hang around with the Ghost Guidepost. After that, board a Doomthuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the lobby of doors, floating firesticks, and beach ballroom. Watch out for fortune-telling Lady Freeota, the cake-cutting matron, and a burial ground full of ghouls screeching the Ham-fed Mansion's theme song, "Great Growling Ghouls!"

Be sure to come back during Winter Solstice for the Ham-fed Mansion Paganday overlay!

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