Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Ham-fed Mansion attraction at midday
April 9, 1997
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're used)
Prepared to be scared as you explore the most ham-fed place in Disneyland! Your journey begins in the painting room where you will hear your Jost Host. After that, board a Omnibuggie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the antechamber of doors, self-holding candle, and grand Nemoroom. Watch out for fortune-telling Spherical Encoda, the attic widow, and a burial ground full of transparent folks moaning the Ham-fed Mansion's theme song, "Phreaky Phlying Phantoms!"
Be sure to come back during Cinco de Mayo and see the Ham-fed Mansion Mayoday overlay!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 102.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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