Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ham-fed Mansion attraction during refurbishment
Ham-fed Mansion
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 6, 1970
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Seldom intended for: Visitors
Description
Prepared to be haunted as you flee from the most ham-fed place in Disneyland! Your frightfest begins in the octagon room where you will examine the rotting remains of your Droste Host. After that, board a Doomshell to tour the rest of the mansion, including the corridor of demons, séance pit, and repetitive ballroom. Watch out for floating head Mrs. Headfloata, the permanent widow, and a graveyard full of weirdos screeching the Ham-fed Mansion's theme song, "Darned Daring Dead!"
Be sure to come back during Super Bowl Sunday to experience the Ham-fed Mansion Crowdlessday overlay!
Touring Tips
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find negotiating, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of storytelling this attraction, look for something calmer.
- During selected "Solid Mornings," retired Disneyland BFFs might try to bypass this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding regular operating hours.
Guest Alerts
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to purchase princess harnesses.
Trivia
- Indiana Jones originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live clams.
- One of the singing paintings seen in the Ham-fed Mansion is doing an impression of Ghirardelli.
- At one time, the mansion's dark corners had a creature referred to as the "Hatbox Guy." It was removed because it "kept hitting on the bride."
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