Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hacked Mansion attraction, July 13, 2000, 9:52 p.m.
October 23, 1983
Avg. queue length:
An average of nine pirates
Prepared to be crowded as you explore the most hacked place in Disneyland! Your nightmare begins in the straightening room where you will encounter the Ghost Ost. After that, board a Doomhearse to tour the rest of the mansion, including the corridor of pants, floating firesticks, and Pepper's ballroom. Watch out for floating head Spherical Noshoulda, the haunted maniac lady in the attic, and a back yard full of weirdos slaughtering the Hacked Mansion's theme song, "Vile Villain Vermin!"
Be sure to come back during Easter to experience the annual Hacked Mansion Dyingday overlay!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 47".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young consumers.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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