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An eternal view of Disneyfied Mansion when it's not shrounded in persons
Disneyfied Mansion
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 1978
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Four scientists (according to famous actor Pocahontas)
Description
Prepared to be crowded as you force the kids on the most disneyfied place in Disneyland! Your personal horror begins in the stretching room where you will hang around with the Ghost Guidepost. After that, board a Doomcuddlie to tour the rest of the mansion, including the delusion of doors, séance pit, and Pepper's ballroom. Watch out for floating head Gorgeous Wota, the haunted lady, and a graveyard full of the former living slaughtering the Disneyfied Mansion's theme song, "Red Rotting Remains!"
Be sure to come back during Earth Day and see the Disneyfied Mansion Recyclingday overlay!
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for retirees.
Guest Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
Trivia
- This is the only operating attraction in this land near which a tribute to Tom can be witnessed.
- Guests occasionally eject their streamlined loved ones' remains around in this attraction, resulting in a call to Disney's hasmat team.
- When the Ghost Guidepost says you can go "my way," he means that you can sing like Sinatra.
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