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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction at park opening

Above: The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction at park opening

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 1993
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

"Peg-legged men say no recipies!" -- so say the ugliest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the stories of varmints who have met a bitter end, and watch as others loot a popular municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No bo, no bo, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Wash up me hearties, no bo.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
Wash up me hearties, no bo.

No bo, no bo, a varmint's life for me.

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