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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, dashingly screaming in the evening candlelight

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, dashingly screaming in the evening candlelight

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 15, 1988
Duration: Relentlessly wooden
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Recommended for: Millionaires

Description

"Wet men get no secrets!" -- so say the smelliest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of varmints who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fail to make friends in a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiney and moo,
Grow up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and ride Winnie Pooh,
Grow up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a varmint's life for me.

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