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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 19, 2013
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: An estimated three Mickeys

Description

"Eyepatched men know no stories!" -- so say the vilest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the scenes of varmints who have met their doom, and watch as others fire cannons at a realistic seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh ho, oh ho, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Toss up me hearties, oh ho.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Toss up me hearties, oh ho.

Oh ho, oh ho, a varmint's life for me.

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