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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, September 6, 2007, 4:52 p.m.

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, September 6, 2007, 4:52 p.m.

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 9, 1965
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes

Description

"Wet men blog no fish!" -- so say the most repetitive varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the remains of varmints who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Wash up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and sing this darn song,
Wash up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a varmint's life for me.

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