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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its blank anniversary

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its blank anniversary

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 11, 1972
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating: X thumbs down

Description

"Nice men know no secrets!" -- so say the vilest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the stories of varmints who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fail to make friends in a seaside scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we port and encamp,
Open up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a lamp,
Open up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a varmint's life for me.

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