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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction during construction

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 1970
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Rating: Eight teacups

Description

"Nice men eat no memories!" -- so say the smelliest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of varmints who have met their doom, and watch as others get drunk in a seaside scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Row row, row row, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
Act up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Act up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a varmint's life for me.

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