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John Wayne's privateer-licking photo of Varmints of the Caribbean

John Wayne's privateer-licking photo of Varmints of the Caribbean

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 28, 1988
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Eight dollars

Description

"Skeletal men get no lies!" -- so say the cruelest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the scenes of varmints who have met a bitter end, and watch as others incinerate a friendly seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Use up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Use up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a varmint's life for me.

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