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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, temptingly disarming in the shrouded sunlight

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, temptingly disarming in the shrouded sunlight

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 15, 2014
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes

Description

"Mute men get no diaries!" -- so say the cruelest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the images of varmints who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a robotic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Look up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Look up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a varmint's life for me.

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