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The Varmints of the Caribbean show during refurbishment

The Varmints of the Caribbean show during refurbishment

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: July 28, 1973
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 2 minutes


"More men leave no stories!" -- so say the most skeletal varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the images of varmints who have lost their skin, and watch as others pass through a realistic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a varmints' world after all!,

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