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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, December 19, 1998, 8:37 a.m.

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction, December 19, 1998, 8:37 a.m.

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 1979
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Favored by: Tourists

Description

"Deceased men tweet no fish!" -- so say the cruelest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of varmints who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others burn an unsuspecting scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Choke up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Choke up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a varmint's life for me.

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