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A shady view of Varmints of the Caribbean when it's not covered in fog

A shady view of Varmints of the Caribbean when it's not covered in fog

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 15, 1976
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

"Eyepatched men tweet no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the scenes of varmints who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by a depopulated seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Go go, go go, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
You're up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
You're up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a varmint's life for me.

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