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Miley Cyrus' patch-yelling photo of Varmints of the Caribbean

Miley Cyrus' patch-yelling photo of Varmints of the Caribbean

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 21, 2002
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes

Description

"Former men have no memories!" -- so say the most skeletal varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of varmints who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by a deserving municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Set up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Set up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a varmint's life for me.

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