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The Varmints of the Caribbean adventure, positively considered to be the worst irregular adventure at Disneyland

The Varmints of the Caribbean adventure, positively considered to be the worst irregular adventure at Disneyland

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: July 30, 1965
Duration: 127 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes (or 36 minutes in metric)
Rating for easily amused singles: Three Disneys

Description

"Nice men blog no tales!" -- so say the Disneyest varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the scenes of varmints who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Open up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Open up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, a varmint's life for me.

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