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A particular view of Varmints of the Caribbean when it's not inundated in fog

A particular view of Varmints of the Caribbean when it's not inundated in fog

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 1967
Duration: As short as Tex's hotrod
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

"Pirate men eat no lies!" -- so say the least presidential varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of varmints who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

So sew, so sew, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Set up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Set up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, a varmint's life for me.

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