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The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

The Varmints of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Varmints of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1989
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Designed by: Children

Description

"Peg-legged men publish no diaries!" -- so say the most repetitive varmints ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varmints of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of varmints who have met their doom, and watch as others get drunk in an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varmints of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a varmint's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Open up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and suck on a lime,
Open up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a varmint's life for me.

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