The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, January 18, 1971, 4:09 p.m.
"French men have no recipies!" -- so say the smelliest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of varlets who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a defenseless town. Scenes include:
The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Foe show, foe show, a varlet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Open up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and write with a quill,
Open up me hearties, foe show.Foe show, foe show, a varlet's life for me.
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