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A wooden view of Varlets of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in tarps

Above: A wooden view of Varlets of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in tarps

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 29, 2000
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Peg-legged men say no lies!" -- so say the cruelest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the images of varlets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others loot a deserving port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Drink up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't pay the bill,
Drink up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a varlet's life for me.

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