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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1969
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Ten happy faces

Description

"Peg-legged men tweet no reports!" -- so say the most skeletal varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of varlets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a local port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we button and zip,
Live up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a flip,
Live up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a varlet's life for me.

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