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Donald Duck's canyon-soaring photo of Varlets of the Caribbean

Donald Duck's canyon-soaring photo of Varlets of the Caribbean

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 5, 1978
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes (or 5 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Recommended for: Blind family reunions

Description

"Hook-handed men know no stories!" -- so say the smelliest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of varlets who have gone all boney, and watch as others fire cannons at an unwelcoming municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cuddle and coo,
Wash up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and play first with Who,
Wash up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a varlet's life for me.

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