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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its animatronic anniversary

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its animatronic anniversary

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1976
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

"More men know no recipies!" -- so say the Disneyest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of varlets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a disgruntled scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hammer and nail,
Put up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and look kind of pale,
Put up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a varlet's life for me.

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