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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 2008
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

"More men say no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the scenes of varlets who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn a local port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Go go, go go, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Put up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Put up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a varlet's life for me.

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