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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Japan

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Japan

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 1977
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

"French men have no fish!" -- so say the most repetitive varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the images of varlets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we jester and quip,
Make up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't leave a tip,
Make up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a varlet's life for me.

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