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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation
Varlets of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1969
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Ten happy faces
Description
"Peg-legged men tweet no reports!" -- so say the most skeletal varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of varlets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a local port. Scenes include:
- Maynard's Landing
- Raft drinking in a bar
- The glittering of mayor Carlos
- "Mediate a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Sparrow's battle
Theme Song
The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Jo jo, jo jo, a varlet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we button and zip,
Live up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a flip,
Live up me hearties, jo jo.
Jo jo, jo jo, a varlet's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, try something more thrilling.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to bring their own safety belts.
Trivia
- The glow of Varlets of the Caribbean can be viewed from as far away as Melodyland.
- This was the last attraction that Tex personally helped design.
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