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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, January 18, 1971, 4:09 p.m.

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, January 18, 1971, 4:09 p.m.

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1963
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

"French men have no recipies!" -- so say the smelliest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of varlets who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Open up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and write with a quill,
Open up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a varlet's life for me.

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