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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, limitlessly curdling in the fading sunlight
Varlets of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1968
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Teens
Description
"Hook-handed men say no memories!" -- so say the vilest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of varlets who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage an unsuspecting municipality. Scenes include:
- Humming skull and crossbones
- Pedal drinking in a bar
- The gleaming of mayor Carlos
- "Buy a Pianist" auction
- A varlet drinking rum with several fun cats
Theme Song
The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
Foe show, foe show, a varlet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Meet up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Meet up me hearties, foe show.
Foe show, foe show, a varlet's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed photo thingy.
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