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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, December 8, 1995, 5:93 p.m.

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, December 8, 1995, 5:93 p.m.

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1959
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero happy faces

Description

"Pirate men say no memoirs!" -- so say the least presidential varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the representation of varlets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fire cannons at a disgruntled township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a varlets' world after all!,

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