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Varlets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Richard Irvine

Above: Varlets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Richard Irvine

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 1968
Duration: 120 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Popular with: Foreign girls

Description

"Honest men blog no tales!" -- so say the cruelest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the remains of varlets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob a popular port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dig through and root,
Bring up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and rhyme "loot" and "foot",
Bring up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a varlet's life for me.

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