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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Fantasyland

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Fantasyland

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 2009
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Nice men hear no memories!" -- so say the vilest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of varlets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others incinerate a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh yo, oh yo, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Shut up me hearties, oh yo.
We kidnap and ravage and insult your dad,
Shut up me hearties, oh yo.

Oh yo, oh yo, a varlet's life for me.

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