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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, accidentally climbing in the shrouded candlelight

Above: The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction, accidentally climbing in the shrouded candlelight

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 10, 1958
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for overstimulated tweens: An estimated nine churros

Description

"Hook-handed men know no secrets!" -- so say the most tireless varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the images of varlets who have met their maker, and watch as others incinerate a realistic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Bo bo, bo bo, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Drink up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Drink up me hearties, bo bo.

Bo bo, bo bo, a varlet's life for me.

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