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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of an island

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of an island

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 21, 1978
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

"Nice men tweet no fish!" -- so say the most repetitive varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the scenes of varlets who have met their maker, and watch as others incinerate a friendly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Throw up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Throw up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a varlet's life for me.

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