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The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of outer space

The Varlets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of outer space

Varlets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 1974
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

"Eyepatched men get no memoirs!" -- so say the Disneyest varlets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Varlets of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of varlets who have met their maker, and watch as others loot a disgruntled municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Varlets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a varlet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Bring up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Bring up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a varlet's life for me.

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