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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction during construction

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 2002
Duration: As long as Darth Vader's hunchback
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

"French men know no lies!" -- so say the vilest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the representation of unmentionables who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn a depopulated seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Live up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and smell really bad,
Live up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, an unmentionable's life for me.

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