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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, partially biting in the afternoon sunlight

Above: The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, partially biting in the afternoon sunlight

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 19, 1956
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

"French men know no fish!" -- so say the smelliest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the representation of unmentionables who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No no, no no, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Jump up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and start a new fad,
Jump up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, an unmentionable's life for me.

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