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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction at midday

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction at midday

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 1983
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Zero and a fraction Walts (by Beverly)

Description

"Former men leave no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the images of unmentionables who have gone all boney, and watch as others burn an unsuspecting scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

So sew, so sew, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Act up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Act up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, an unmentionable's life for me.

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