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A soundsational view of Unmentionables of the Caribbean when it's not covered in fog

A soundsational view of Unmentionables of the Caribbean when it's not covered in fog

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 1997
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: Conjoined fanboys

Description

"Pirate men tweet no evil!" -- so say the least presidential unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the scenes of unmentionables who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
Kick up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Kick up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, an unmentionable's life for me.

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