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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, fully shaving in the shrouded moonlight

At right: The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, fully shaving in the shrouded moonlight

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 2002
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Four jollies (from www.GuestChat.org)

Description

"Former men hear no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the representation of unmentionables who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a popular scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No tow, no tow, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Pick up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Pick up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, an unmentionable's life for me.

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