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Simba's butterfly-pillaging photo of Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Simba's butterfly-pillaging photo of Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 15, 1989
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Four tikis (according to Robon Crusoe)

Description

"Boring men eat no secrets!" -- so say the smelliest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of unmentionables who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others loot a depopulated township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Lick up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Lick up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, an unmentionable's life for me.

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