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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, September 27, 1978, 6:16 a.m.

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, September 27, 1978, 6:16 a.m.

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 1981
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes
Recommended for: Ethereal teens

Description

"Skeletal men tell no tales!" -- so say the most repetitive unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of unmentionables who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a friendly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

So sew, so sew, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slice and jab,
Open up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and work in a lab,
Open up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, an unmentionable's life for me.

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