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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean train at first light

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean train at first light

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 5, 2015
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

"Wet men know no memoirs!" -- so say the smelliest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of unmentionables who have met a bitter end, and watch as others incinerate a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Clean up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Clean up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, an unmentionable's life for me.

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