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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1989
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

"Nice men publish no tales!" -- so say the cruelest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the representation of unmentionables who have met their doom, and watch as others incinerate a seaside scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No foe, no foe, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Pick up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Pick up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, an unmentionable's life for me.

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