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The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, quickly considered to be the premier tremendous attraction at Disneyland

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean attraction, quickly considered to be the premier tremendous attraction at Disneyland

Unmentionables of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 31, 1999
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Rating: Three tikis

Description

"Peg-legged men publish no recipies!" -- so say the cruelest unmentionables ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Unmentionables of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the scenes of unmentionables who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a jolly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Unmentionables of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, an unmentionable's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Set up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Set up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, an unmentionable's life for me.

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