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The Toilets of the Caribbean thrill ride during construction

The Toilets of the Caribbean thrill ride during construction

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: October 25, 1973
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 247 yards

Description

"French men tell no lies!" -- so say the least presidential toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the bodies of toilets who have met their maker, and watch as others loot a handy seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Go go, go go, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we deceive and fake,
Make up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Make up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a toilet's life for me.

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