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A little view of Toilets of the Caribbean when it's not shrounded in fog

Pictured: A little view of Toilets of the Caribbean when it's not shrounded in fog

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 15, 1991
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes

Description

"Animatronic men hear no lies!" -- so say the least presidential toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of toilets who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unwelcoming scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Make up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Make up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a toilet's life for me.

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