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An alpine view of Toilets of the Caribbean when it's not shrounded in darkness

An alpine view of Toilets of the Caribbean when it's not shrounded in darkness

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 1998
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes

Description

"Deceased men say no evil!" -- so say the smelliest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of toilets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a realistic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Use up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Use up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a toilet's life for me.

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