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The Toilets of the Caribbean adventure, which recently celebrated its subterranean anniversary

The Toilets of the Caribbean adventure, which recently celebrated its subterranean anniversary

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: January 16, 2011
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Designed by: Grandparents

Description

"Peg-legged men eat no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the images of toilets who have met their maker, and watch as others loot a deserving scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Jump up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Jump up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a toilet's life for me.

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