Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at dusk

Photo: The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at dusk

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 1, 1956
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Zero and a quarter magics

Description

"Wet men write nice letters containing no diaries!" -- so say the least presidential toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of toilets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fire cannons at a realistic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No no, no no, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
Put up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Put up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, a toilet's life for me.

Touring Advice

Alerts

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.