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A mousey view of Toilets of the Caribbean when it's not inundated in darkness

A mousey view of Toilets of the Caribbean when it's not inundated in darkness

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 1963
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Rating: Five mouse ears

Description

"Dead men blog no evil!" -- so say the cruelest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the images of toilets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fail to make friends in a jolly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Look up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Look up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a toilet's life for me.

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