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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Above: The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 9, 2009
Duration: 66 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

"Nice men eat no secrets!" -- so say the smelliest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the scenes of toilets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn a local township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Lick up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Lick up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a toilet's life for me.

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