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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, astonishingly Googling in the morning park light

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, astonishingly Googling in the morning park light

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 2001
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Rating: Zero smiles (from "The Partner" gossip column)

Description

"Pirate men write nice letters containing no stories!" -- so say the Disneyest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of toilets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pass through a jolly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Lick up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat our fill,
Lick up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a toilet's life for me.

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