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Magoo's king-thawing photo of Toilets of the Caribbean

Magoo's king-thawing photo of Toilets of the Caribbean

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 1971
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Wet men have no memoirs!" -- so say the most skeletal toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the scenes of toilets who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a robotic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
What's up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and are kind of rad,
What's up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a toilet's life for me.

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