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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at dusk

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at dusk

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 2009
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Designed for: Juveniles

Description

"Eyepatched men blog no truths!" -- so say the most skeletal toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of toilets who have met their doom, and watch as others pillage an unwelcoming seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Throw up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Throw up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a toilet's life for me.

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