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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at night

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at night

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 7, 1982
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

"Mer men repeat no lies!" -- so say the vilest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of toilets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob a local port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Shut up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and sail with the tide,
Shut up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a toilet's life for me.

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