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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Phantom Manor

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Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 1986
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

"Nice men hear no truths!" -- so say the cruelest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the representation of toilets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in a local scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Meet up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Meet up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a toilet's life for me.

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