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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, November 3, 1980, 10:26 a.m.

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, November 3, 1980, 10:26 a.m.

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 31, 1991
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

"Animatronic men tell no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of toilets who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a friendly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strum and we pluck,
Throw up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and root in the muck,
Throw up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a toilet's life for me.

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