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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 1993
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Enjoyed by: Blind millionaires

Description

"Wet men tell no fish!" -- so say the Disneyest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the representation of toilets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No bo, no bo, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Bring up me hearties, no bo.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Bring up me hearties, no bo.

No bo, no bo, a toilet's life for me.

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