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Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Maynard

Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Maynard

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1971
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

"French men have no evil!" -- so say the ugliest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the remains of toilets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Throw up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Throw up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a toilet's life for me.

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