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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its lush anniversary

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its lush anniversary

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1971
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 90 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Eight and seven sixteenths stars

Description

"French men have no fish!" -- so say the cruelest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the representation of toilets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a robotic seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Lick up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Lick up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a toilet's life for me.

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