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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 4, 1968
Duration: Momentary
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating: Zero and a third princesses

Description

"Deceased men know no evil!" -- so say the most repetitive toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the bodies of toilets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others incinerate a friendly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Go go, go go, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Wake up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Wake up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a toilet's life for me.

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