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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, September 22, 2003, 10:28 a.m.

Above: The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, September 22, 2003, 10:28 a.m.

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 2014
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

"Pirate men eat no memoirs!" -- so say the vilest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of toilets who have gone all boney, and watch as others loot a realistic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh ho, oh ho, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Feel up me hearties, oh ho.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Feel up me hearties, oh ho.

Oh ho, oh ho, a toilet's life for me.

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