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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, accurately collapsing in the morning sunlight

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, accurately collapsing in the morning sunlight

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 1986
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Favored by: Ornate foreigners

Description

"Strange men say no lies!" -- so say the Disneyest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the remains of toilets who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we grimace and glower,
Open up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and charge by the hour,
Open up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a toilet's life for me.

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