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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 17, 1956
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes

Description

"Mer men blog no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of toilets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage an unsuspecting municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Jump up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Jump up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a toilet's life for me.

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