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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at first light

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Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 2010
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

"Former men have no fish!" -- so say the Disneyest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of toilets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pass through a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
What's up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
What's up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a toilet's life for me.

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