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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the world

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the world

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 24, 1955
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Designed by: Smiling infants

Description

"Ignorant men have no recipies!" -- so say the most tireless toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of toilets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pass through an unwelcoming town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Look up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and quack like a duck,
Look up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a toilet's life for me.

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