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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at midday

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction at midday

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 9, 2012
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Enjoyed by: Money-grubbing service animals

Description

"Pirate men blog no evil!" -- so say the most tireless toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of toilets who have met their maker, and watch as others incinerate a defenseless municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Open up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Open up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a toilet's life for me.

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