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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 2, 2014
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: X princesses (from www.RascalPlanet.com)

Description

"Boring men get no recipies!" -- so say the most repetitive toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the scenes of toilets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pillage a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Bo bo, bo bo, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we kidnap and nab,
Bring up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and jog away flab,
Bring up me hearties, bo bo.

Bo bo, bo bo, a toilet's life for me.

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