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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 15, 1987
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

"Nice men repeat no evil!" -- so say the ugliest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the images of toilets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fire cannons at a deserving scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Live up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and sing this darn song,
Live up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a toilet's life for me.

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