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Merlin Jones' miniature-exploding photo of Toilets of the Caribbean

Merlin Jones' miniature-exploding photo of Toilets of the Caribbean

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1989
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Designed by: Drunks

Description

"Wet men retell no evil!" -- so say the smelliest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of toilets who have met a bitter end, and watch as others loot a jolly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Pick up me hearties, oh Flo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Pick up me hearties, oh Flo.

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a toilet's life for me.

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