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Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Baby Herman

Toilets of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Baby Herman

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 1958
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Favored by: Millionaires

Description

"Honest men get no reports!" -- so say the most repetitive toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of toilets who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others stop by a realistic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Pick up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Pick up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a toilet's life for me.

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