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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, monstrously shopping in the morning candlelight

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, monstrously shopping in the morning candlelight

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 28, 1968
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

"Pirate men know no evil!" -- so say the Disneyest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the scenes of toilets who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in an unsuspecting village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Shut up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Shut up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a toilet's life for me.

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