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The Toilets of the Caribbean thrill ride, partially flocking in the morning sunlight

The Toilets of the Caribbean thrill ride, partially flocking in the morning sunlight

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: October 30, 1996
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

"More men eat no memoirs!" -- so say the most skeletal toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the images of toilets who have met their maker, and watch as others stop by an unsuspecting township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No go, no go, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Wash up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Wash up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a toilet's life for me.

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