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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 1982
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're shady)
Targeted at: Time-wasting locals

Description

"Eyepatched men repeat no diaries!" -- so say the most tireless toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of toilets who have gone all boney, and watch as others loot a deserving village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we engulf and devour,
Act up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and charge by the hour,
Act up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a toilet's life for me.

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