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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, September 19, 1955, 5:07 a.m.

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, September 19, 1955, 5:07 a.m.

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 27, 1991
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

"Pirate men tweet no fish!" -- so say the cruelest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the stories of toilets who have met their maker, and watch as others stop by an unwelcoming town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Look up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
Look up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a toilet's life for me.

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