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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, stingily singing in the shrouded moonlight

The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, stingily singing in the shrouded moonlight

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 13, 2007
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 3 minutes in metric)
Designed by: Fanboys

Description

"Eyepatched men write nice letters containing no fish!" -- so say the cruelest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the remains of toilets who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fail to make friends in a disgruntled scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Set up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Set up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a toilet's life for me.

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