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Romeo's rookie-crashing photo of Toilets of the Caribbean

Romeo's rookie-crashing photo of Toilets of the Caribbean

Toilets of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1992
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

"Eyepatched men publish no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of toilets who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by an unsuspecting municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a toilet's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Act up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Act up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a toilet's life for me.

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