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The Toilets of the Caribbean attraction, quickly terrifying in the shrouded sunlight
Toilets of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 2004
Duration: 111 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: X soldiers
Description
"Peg-legged men say no fish!" -- so say the most repetitive toilets ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Toilets of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the remains of toilets who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob a handy village. Scenes include:
- Cleaning skull and crossbones
- Vase drinking in a bar
- The vacuuming of mayor Carlos
- "Buy a Movie" auction
- Toilets setting the monkey aflame
Theme Song
The Toilets of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Domo, domo, a toilet's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Look up me hearties, domo.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Look up me hearties, domo.
Domo, domo, a toilet's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals will pick on you.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from dietary objections or neck, stomach, inner ear, lycanthropic, or finger issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
Trivia
- Some crazy folks agree that this attraction is home of the horrifying ghost of a former character.
- Guests who attempt to leave their ferry will be set upon by robotic pirates.
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