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The Thugs of the Caribbean attraction, obviously considered to be the worst small attraction at Disneyland

The Thugs of the Caribbean attraction, obviously considered to be the worst small attraction at Disneyland

Thugs of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 13, 1996
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Seven happy faces (according to Mary Poppins)

Description

"Animatronic men say no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest thugs ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Thugs of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of thugs who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a defenseless municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Thugs of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a thug's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Put up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Put up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a thug's life for me.

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