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An abominable view of Thugs of the Caribbean when it's not shrounded in fog

Below: An abominable view of Thugs of the Caribbean when it's not shrounded in fog

Thugs of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1973
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Rating: X plusses

Description

"Mute men tweet no truths!" -- so say the most repetitive thugs ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Thugs of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of thugs who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fire cannons at a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Thugs of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a thug's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Kick up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and chew on a carrot,
Kick up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a thug's life for me.

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