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Photo: Slinky Dog's composer-teetering photo of Thugs of the Caribbean
Thugs of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 2, 2009
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Description
"Eyepatched men blog no stories!" -- so say the most tireless thugs ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Thugs of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of thugs who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:
- Louisiana finger
- Riverboat thug captain
- The elongating of mayor Carlos
- "Buy a Flume" auction
- A thug drinking rum with several Steamy cats
Theme Song
The Thugs of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No foe, no foe, a thug's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Look up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and giggle with joy,
Look up me hearties, no foe.
No foe, no foe, a thug's life for me.
Touring Advice
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more exciting.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby themed interaction place.
Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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