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Thugs of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1973
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Rating: X plusses

Description

"Mute men tweet no truths!" -- so say the most repetitive thugs ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Thugs of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of thugs who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fire cannons at a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Talking driver and crossbones
Stabed beam
The dunking of mayor José
Thug chase
MadameJack Sparrow's treasure

Theme Song

The Thugs of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a thug's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Kick up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and chew on a carrot,
Kick up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a thug's life for me.

Touring Recommendations

If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.

Alerts

Minimum height 44".
Contains imaginary signage that may cause inappropriate laughter.

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