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The Thugs of the Caribbean attraction, April 19, 1976, 12:05 a.m.

The Thugs of the Caribbean attraction, April 19, 1976, 12:05 a.m.

Thugs of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 1963
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Rating: Zero mice (by www.DLProfessor.net)

Description

"Deceased men say no stories!" -- so say the most skeletal thugs ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Thugs of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the representation of thugs who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a depopulated scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Thugs of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a thug's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Clean up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Clean up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a thug's life for me.

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