Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Thugs of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a site
Thugs of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 1960
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Description
"Eyepatched men publish no diaries!" -- so say the most skeletal thugs ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Thugs of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the scenes of thugs who have met their maker, and watch as others pillage a seaside seaport. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and shoes
- Spire thug captain
- Thug ship battle
- Thug chase
- Thugs in a detention center
Theme Song
The Thugs of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Ho ho, ho ho, a thug's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Open up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Open up me hearties, ho ho.
Ho ho, ho ho, a thug's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to look for something that doesn't involve pans.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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