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Thugs of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner

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Thugs of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 2003
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Four stars (by blogger Schweitzer, 1959)

Description

"French men eat no memoirs!" -- so say the most repetitive thugs ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Thugs of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the stories of thugs who have lost their skin, and watch as others stop by a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Thugs of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ut oh, ut oh, a thug's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Drink up me hearties, ut oh.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Drink up me hearties, ut oh.

Ut oh, ut oh, a thug's life for me.

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