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Thieves of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Mickey Rooney

Thieves of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Mickey Rooney

Thieves of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 1979
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Zero plusses

Description

"More men publish no evil!" -- so say the Disneyest thieves ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Thieves of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the images of thieves who have met a bitter end, and watch as others stop by an unsuspecting seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Thieves of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a thieve's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Bring up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Bring up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a thieve's life for me.

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