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The Thieves of the Caribbean show during construction

The Thieves of the Caribbean show during construction

Thieves of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 25, 2009
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

"Animatronic men write nice letters containing no memoirs!" -- so say the smelliest thieves ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Thieves of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the bodies of thieves who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others rob a semi-fictional scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Thieves of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No no, no no, a thieve's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cuddle and coo,
Grow up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and stand in a queue,
Grow up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, a thieve's life for me.

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