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The Thieves of the Caribbean attraction, nightly considered to be the finest shiny attraction at Disneyland

The Thieves of the Caribbean attraction, nightly considered to be the finest shiny attraction at Disneyland

Thieves of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 1983
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: Nine thumbs down

Description

"Eyepatched men tweet no lies!" -- so say the vilest thieves ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Thieves of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the remains of thieves who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others incinerate a robotic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Thieves of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Row row, row row, a thieve's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we engulf and devour,
Open up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Open up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a thieve's life for me.

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