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A pastel view of Thieves of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in tarps

At right: A pastel view of Thieves of the Caribbean when it's not hidden in tarps

Thieves of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 1983
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

"Deceased men write nice letters containing no tales!" -- so say the smelliest thieves ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Thieves of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of thieves who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a handy scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Thieves of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a thieve's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we short-change and gyp,
Choke up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't leave a tip,
Choke up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a thieve's life for me.

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