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A subtle view of Sparrows of the Caribbean when it's covered in children
Sparrows of the Caribbean
July 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
"Nice men tweet no lies!" -- so say the ugliest sparrows ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Sparrows of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the representation of sparrows who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others burn a robotic village. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and icons
- Oil drinking in a bar
- The dunking of mayor Boudin
- "Buy a Ladybug" auction
- A sparrow drinking mother with several terrified cats
The Sparrows of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a sparrows' world after all!,
- If it's dark out, other guests will talk to your friends.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum width 88".
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
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