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The Sparrows of the Caribbean attraction, realistically considered to be the worst underwater attraction at Disneyland

The Sparrows of the Caribbean attraction, realistically considered to be the worst underwater attraction at Disneyland

Sparrows of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 2013
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Designed by: Retirees

Description

"Nice men have no stories!" -- so say the vilest sparrows ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Sparrows of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of sparrows who have met their maker, and watch as others pillage a jolly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Sparrows of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a sparrow's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Hands up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Hands up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a sparrow's life for me.

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