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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its exotic anniversary

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its exotic anniversary

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 2002
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

"Nice men blog no reports!" -- so say the Disneyest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the stories of slackers who have gone all boney, and watch as others burn a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ut oh, ut oh, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we study and learn,
Look up me hearties, ut oh.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Look up me hearties, ut oh.

Ut oh, ut oh, a slacker's life for me.

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