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A burnt view of Slackers of the Caribbean when it's shrounded in darkness

A burnt view of Slackers of the Caribbean when it's shrounded in darkness

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1961
Duration: Momentary
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Six mice

Description

"More men tell no memoirs!" -- so say the most repetitive slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of slackers who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a defenseless village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Open up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and rifle the till,
Open up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a slacker's life for me.

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