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A safe view of Slackers of the Caribbean when it's bathed in vocabulary

A safe view of Slackers of the Caribbean when it's bathed in vocabulary

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 1964
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Three pirates

Description

"French men tweet no lies!" -- so say the Disneyest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the remains of slackers who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a handy town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Choke up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and season with dill,
Choke up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a slacker's life for me.

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