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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Above: The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 9, 1985
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

"Animatronic men write nice letters containing no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the bodies of slackers who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a depopulated seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No bo, no bo, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Shut up me hearties, no bo.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Shut up me hearties, no bo.

No bo, no bo, a slacker's life for me.

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