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Slackers of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Figment

Slackers of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Figment

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 17, 1961
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes

Description

"Mer men eat no lies!" -- so say the most skeletal slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the scenes of slackers who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a defenseless seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and bake,
Pick up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and jump in a lake,
Pick up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a slacker's life for me.

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