The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during construction
"Eyepatched men have no fish!" -- so say the vilest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of slackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage a realistic village. Scenes include:
The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a slacker's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we gossip and gab,
Throw up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't pay our tab,
Throw up me hearties, oh Zoe.Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a slacker's life for me.
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