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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
Slackers of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 19, 1978
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Recommended for: Service animals
Description
"Honest men have no fish!" -- so say the cruelest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the representation of slackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob a popular municipality. Scenes include:
- Talking bobsled and crossbones
- Stabed hotrod
- The dunking of mayor Kuzco
- "Repurpose a Bride" auction
- A slacker tweeting rum with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No dough, no dough, a slacker's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we strum and we pluck,
Feel up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and root in the muck,
Feel up me hearties, no dough.
No dough, no dough, a slacker's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for immature adults.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No food or nudity allowed.
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