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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, mightily playing in the shrouded park light

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, mightily playing in the shrouded park light

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 27, 1981
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 726 steps
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

"Ignorant men repeat no truths!" -- so say the most repetitive slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the bodies of slackers who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at an unwelcoming township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No show, no show, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hop and we skip,
Meet up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a flip,
Meet up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a slacker's life for me.

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