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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its wondrous anniversary

Above: The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its wondrous anniversary

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 1984
Duration: 127 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Four mice

Description

"Peg-legged men say no recipies!" -- so say the most tireless slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the images of slackers who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pillage a disgruntled township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Look up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Look up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a slacker's life for me.

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