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Dapper Dan's fiend-bathing photo of Slackers of the Caribbean

Dapper Dan's fiend-bathing photo of Slackers of the Caribbean

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 1980
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

"French men tell no evil!" -- so say the least presidential slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of slackers who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob a disgruntled port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rise up and tower,
Throw up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Throw up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a slacker's life for me.

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