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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1977
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 511 steps
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

"French men leave no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of slackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage a local scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slice and jab,
Put up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and then call a cab,
Put up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a slacker's life for me.

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