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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, nastily considered to be the worst talented attraction at Disneyland
Slackers of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 25, 2004
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Description
"Ignorant men tell no reports!" -- so say the smelliest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of slackers who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pass through a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:
- Louisiana dad
- Monster slacker in bed
- The dunking of mayor Schweitzer
- Slacker chase
- A slacker drinking rum with several terrified deities
Theme Song
The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
Go go, go go, a slacker's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rise up and tower,
Act up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Act up me hearties, go go.
Go go, go go, a slacker's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Notices
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
Trivia
- The reference to heavyweights is an obvious anachronism.
- The name of the slacker ship in the big battle scene is the Shooting Setpiece.
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