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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during repairs

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 2002
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

"Hook-handed men publish no reports!" -- so say the cruelest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the stories of slackers who have met their maker, and watch as others stop by a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Choke up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Choke up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a slacker's life for me.

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