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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Photo: The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 2009
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

"Strange men blog no truths!" -- so say the Disneyest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the remains of slackers who have met their doom, and watch as others get drunk in a depopulated village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ut oh, ut oh, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Kick up me hearties, ut oh.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Kick up me hearties, ut oh.

Ut oh, ut oh, a slacker's life for me.

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