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Rapunzel's dad-dreaming photo of Slackers of the Caribbean

Rapunzel's dad-dreaming photo of Slackers of the Caribbean

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: April 25, 1970
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

"Hook-handed men tell no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the scenes of slackers who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a friendly port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Lick up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't pay the bill,
Lick up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a slacker's life for me.

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