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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its secure anniversary

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its secure anniversary

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 2009
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

"Skeletal men know no lies!" -- so say the most tireless slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the stories of slackers who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fail to make friends in a realistic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Wash up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Wash up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a slacker's life for me.

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