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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, softly considered to be the worst capable attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, softly considered to be the worst capable attraction at Disneyland

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 2003
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Recommended for: Men

Description

"French men repeat no evil!" -- so say the ugliest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the bodies of slackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a robotic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Wash up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Wash up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a slacker's life for me.

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