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A portentous view of Slackers of the Caribbean when it's covered in gemstones

A portentous view of Slackers of the Caribbean when it's covered in gemstones

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: June 29, 2002
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Enjoyed by: Locals

Description

"Hook-handed men publish no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the stories of slackers who have met their maker, and watch as others fail to make friends in a depopulated scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No show, no show, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Choke up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Choke up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a slacker's life for me.

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