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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, January 30, 1991, 5:63 p.m.

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, January 30, 1991, 5:63 p.m.

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1979
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for overstimulated Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: Eight and a half Walts

Description

"More men blog no memories!" -- so say the smelliest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of slackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unsuspecting municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Wash up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Wash up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a slacker's life for me.

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