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A flowery view of Slackers of the Caribbean when it's not covered in cages

A flowery view of Slackers of the Caribbean when it's not covered in cages

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1973
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Rating: Eight pirates

Description

"Former men say no truths!" -- so say the most repetitive slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of slackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others violate several local laws in a local municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hop and we skip,
Feel up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and might break a hip,
Feel up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a slacker's life for me.

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