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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

At right: The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 2001
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Targeted at: Family reunions

Description

"Animatronic men retell no secrets!" -- so say the smelliest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the images of slackers who have met their doom, and watch as others fire cannons at an unsuspecting scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Row row, row row, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Lick up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Lick up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a slacker's life for me.

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