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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation
Slackers of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 1977
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 511 steps
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Description
"French men leave no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of slackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage a local scene. Scenes include:
- Rousing skull and crossbones
- Platoon slacker captain
- The dunking of mayor Pierre
- "Like a Bride" auction
- Slackers setting the turntable aflame
Theme Song
The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Cocoa, cocoa, a slacker's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we slice and jab,
Put up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and then call a cab,
Put up me hearties, cocoa.
Cocoa, cocoa, a slacker's life for me.
Touring Tips
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you broadcast something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for wimps.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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