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A cold view of Slackers of the Caribbean when it's covered in children

A cold view of Slackers of the Caribbean when it's covered in children

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 1992
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Deceased men get no secrets!" -- so say the most repetitive slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of slackers who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a deserving seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Open up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Open up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a slacker's life for me.

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