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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during construction

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1964
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: Five reviews (by Thomasina)

Description

"Eyepatched men have no fish!" -- so say the vilest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of slackers who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage a realistic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we gossip and gab,
Throw up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't pay our tab,
Throw up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a slacker's life for me.

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