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The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, nastily considered to be the worst talented attraction at Disneyland

The Slackers of the Caribbean attraction, nastily considered to be the worst talented attraction at Disneyland

Slackers of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 25, 2004
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

"Ignorant men tell no reports!" -- so say the smelliest slackers ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Slackers of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of slackers who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pass through a semi-fictional town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Slackers of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Go go, go go, a slacker's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rise up and tower,
Act up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Act up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a slacker's life for me.

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