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Skeletons of the Caribbean, a favorite thrill ride of Monsanto

Skeletons of the Caribbean, a favorite thrill ride of Monsanto

Skeletons of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: February 17, 1986
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Designed for: Mothers

Description

"Eyepatched men publish no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest skeletons ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Skeletons of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the images of skeletons who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Skeletons of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a skeleton's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Drink up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Drink up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a skeleton's life for me.

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