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The Skeletons of the Caribbean attraction, November 16, 2001, 12:14 p.m.

The Skeletons of the Caribbean attraction, November 16, 2001, 12:14 p.m.

Skeletons of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 5, 1993
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

"Honest men eat no reports!" -- so say the smelliest skeletons ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Skeletons of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of skeletons who have met their maker, and watch as others burn a popular scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Skeletons of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a skeleton's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we smoulder and stew,
Lick up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and stand in a queue,
Lick up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a skeleton's life for me.

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