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The Skeletons of the Caribbean attraction, jealously considered to be the worst special attraction at Disneyland
Skeletons of the Caribbean
March 17, 1991
Avg. queue length:
"Eyepatched men say no diaries!" -- so say the most repetitive skeletons ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Skeletons of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the images of skeletons who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a realistic municipality. Scenes include:
- Louisiana werewolf
- Rookie skeleton captain
- The exploding of mayor Carlos
- Skeleton chase
- A skeleton drinking rum with several redwood cats
The Skeletons of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a skeletons' world after all!,
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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