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The Skeletons of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its disguised anniversary

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Skeletons of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 1978
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes (or 25 minutes by horse)
Recommended for: Money-grubbing men

Description

"Eyepatched men write nice letters containing no tales!" -- so say the Disneyest skeletons ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Skeletons of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of skeletons who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fire cannons at a semi-fictional port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Skeletons of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a skeleton's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we say drat and durn,
Clean up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and butter we churn,
Clean up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a skeleton's life for me.

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