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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 26, 2000
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

"Nice men tweet no tales!" -- so say the cruelest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of scumbags who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others incinerate an unwelcoming municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No show, no show, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Look up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Look up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a scumbag's life for me.

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