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The Scumbags of the Caribbean train as seen from the top of Utah

The Scumbags of the Caribbean train as seen from the top of Utah

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: September 10, 1982
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Nine dollars (according to www.Arcades.com, 1994)

Description

"Strange men know no recipies!" -- so say the vilest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of scumbags who have gone all boney, and watch as others stop by an unwelcoming port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Grow up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and insult your dad,
Grow up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a scumbag's life for me.

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