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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its turbulent anniversary

The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its turbulent anniversary

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 22, 2005
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Rating: Two mice

Description

"Ignorant men get no diaries!" -- so say the ugliest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of scumbags who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a semi-fictional port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No row, no row, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Feel up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Feel up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a scumbag's life for me.

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