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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction at park closing

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 24, 1997
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Generally targeted at: Blind girls

Description

"Nice men repeat no diaries!" -- so say the most tireless scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of scumbags who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a jolly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Row row, row row, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Meet up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Meet up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a scumbag's life for me.

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