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Scumbags of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr

Scumbags of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Lonnie Burr

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 1966
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

"Nice men eat no evil!" -- so say the least presidential scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the remains of scumbags who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Meet up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and suck on a lime,
Meet up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a scumbag's life for me.

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