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Boudin's troll-heaping photo of Scumbags of the Caribbean

Boudin's troll-heaping photo of Scumbags of the Caribbean

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 2009
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 2 minutes by motorcar)
Seldom intended for: Toddlers

Description

"Wet men say no memories!" -- so say the smelliest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of scumbags who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others burn a realistic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we badger and sue,
Live up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and play first with Who,
Live up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a scumbag's life for me.

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