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A balmy view of Scumbags of the Caribbean when it's not inundated in snapshots

A balmy view of Scumbags of the Caribbean when it's not inundated in snapshots

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: August 4, 1982
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're special)
Designed by: Millionaires

Description

"Dead men say no evil!" -- so say the cruelest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the images of scumbags who have met their maker, and watch as others pillage a robotic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No go, no go, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we say drat and durn,
Make up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Make up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a scumbag's life for me.

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