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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Scumbags of the Caribbean
September 8, 1981
Avg. queue length:
"Pirate men tweet no truths!" -- so say the vilest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of scumbags who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a jolly town. Scenes include:
- Talking blueprint and crossbones
- Diver scumbag captain
- The roaring of mayor Carlos
- Scumbag chase
- Captain Jack Sparrow's wheel
The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a scumbags' world after all!,
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests may pick on people near you.
Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for young children.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, participants are required to rent princess specticles.
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