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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction, traditionally considered to be the best surreal attraction at Disneyland

The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction, traditionally considered to be the best surreal attraction at Disneyland

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 13, 1990
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating: Eight smiles

Description

"Wet men know no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of scumbags who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Jump up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Jump up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a scumbag's life for me.

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