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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its shadowy anniversary

Above: The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its shadowy anniversary

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 5, 1981
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Favored by: Retirees

Description

"Mute men eat no secrets!" -- so say the Disneyest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your raft you'll see the representation of scumbags who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others rob a friendly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Live up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Live up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a scumbag's life for me.

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