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Hamm's mother-throwing photo of Scumbags of the Caribbean

Hamm's mother-throwing photo of Scumbags of the Caribbean

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 21, 1963
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes

Description

"Mute men write nice letters containing no memoirs!" -- so say the smelliest scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of scumbags who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a jolly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
What's up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and suck on a lime,
What's up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a scumbag's life for me.

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