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A whole view of Scumbags of the Caribbean when it's not inundated in children

At right: A whole view of Scumbags of the Caribbean when it's not inundated in children

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 15, 1986
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating for mice: Nine rainbows (according to Ollie Johnson)

Description

"Ignorant men tell no recipies!" -- so say the most repetitive scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of scumbags who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others loot a popular port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Jump up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Jump up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a scumbag's life for me.

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