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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of a town
Scumbags of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 13, 1959
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Enjoyed by: Parents
Description
"Skeletal men say no memories!" -- so say the most repetitive scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of scumbags who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pillage a jolly town. Scenes include:
- Plumping skull and crossbones
- Sparrow scumbag captain
- Scumbag ship battle
- "Buy a Parade" auction
- A scumbag drinking lake with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
Ho foe, ho foe, a scumbag's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Meet up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Meet up me hearties, ho foe.
Ho foe, ho foe, a scumbag's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
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