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The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista

The Scumbags of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista

Scumbags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 1967
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Wet men publish no tales!" -- so say the least presidential scumbags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Scumbags of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the remains of scumbags who have gone all boney, and watch as others loot a realistic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scumbags of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a scumbag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Drink up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Drink up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a scumbag's life for me.

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