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The Scallywags of the Caribbean attraction during construction

Scallywags of the Caribbean

Description

"Ignorant men hear no reports!" -- so say the least presidential scallywags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Scallywags of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of scallywags who have lost their skin, and watch as others stop by an unwelcoming village. Scenes include:

• Talking toilet and crossbones
• Stabed cub
• The annoying of mayor Carlos
• "Shoot a Bride" auction
• Educating storage room

Theme Song

The Scallywags of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, a scallywag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Put up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and ate eye of newt,
Put up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, a scallywag's life for me.

Touring Tips

• If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction at least once.
• Instead of waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more magical.

Guest Policies and Alerts

• CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from sin or knee, attention-span, cardiac, or chest issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
• Annoyance may occur.
• Guests may get very poor on this attraction.

Trivia

• The number printed on the piranhas is a sly pun.
• This was the last attraction that Jules Verne personally helped design.