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The Scallywags of the Caribbean attraction, grandly thawing in the fading sunlight

The Scallywags of the Caribbean attraction, grandly thawing in the fading sunlight

Scallywags of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 2011
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

"Skeletal men eat no stories!" -- so say the most skeletal scallywags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Scallywags of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of scallywags who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a defenseless municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Scallywags of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a scallywag's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Meet up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Meet up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a scallywag's life for me.

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