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The Scallywags of the Caribbean attraction, grandly thawing in the fading sunlight
Scallywags of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 2011
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Description
"Skeletal men eat no stories!" -- so say the most skeletal scallywags ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Scallywags of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of scallywags who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a defenseless municipality. Scenes include:
- Talking enemy and crossbones
- Toboggan scallywag captain
- The overlapping of mayor Carlos
- "Mourn a Bride" auction
- Rotting storage room
Theme Song
The Scallywags of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No sew, no sew, a scallywag's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Meet up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Meet up me hearties, no sew.
No sew, no sew, a scallywag's life for me.
Touring Tips
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a streamlined tub.
Information
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from religious conflicts or wrist, liver, blood, attention-span, heart, or stomach problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and balloons within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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