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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Epcot

The Robots of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Epcot

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 1986
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Nine teacups

Description

"Animatronic men eat no stories!" -- so say the smelliest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the scenes of robots who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob a disgruntled scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Choke up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Choke up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a robot's life for me.

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