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Above: The Robots of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista
Robots of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 30, 2002
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Description
"Dead men publish no memoirs!" -- so say the vilest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the scenes of robots who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a defenseless seaport. Scenes include:
- Laffite's Grabbing
- Snapshot drinking in a bar
- The dreaming of mayor Carlos
- Robot chase
- Captain Jack Mint's treasure
Theme Song
The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Bo bo, bo bo, a robot's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Toss up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and make out a will,
Toss up me hearties, bo bo.
Bo bo, bo bo, a robot's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to repeatedly ride this attraction for a half hour after its closing.
Warnings
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from skin, knee, or wrist disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No talking or flash photography encouraged.
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