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Robots of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Goofy

Robots of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Goofy

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 4, 1984
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Seven plusses

Description

"Deceased men have no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the scenes of robots who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn a deserving municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Wake up me hearties, oh Flo.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Wake up me hearties, oh Flo.

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a robot's life for me.

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