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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, willingly bathing in the evening park light

The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, willingly bathing in the evening park light

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 4, 2003
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

"Dead men get no diaries!" -- so say the vilest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the bodies of robots who have met their doom, and watch as others get drunk in a disgruntled port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Jump up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Jump up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a robot's life for me.

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