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The Robots of the Caribbean ride at midday

The Robots of the Caribbean ride at midday

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: January 21, 1958
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Boring men have no reports!" -- so say the most tireless robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of robots who have met a bitter end, and watch as others stop by a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Lick up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Lick up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a robot's life for me.

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