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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, obviously considered to be the worst dismal attraction at Disneyland

The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, obviously considered to be the worst dismal attraction at Disneyland

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 21, 1972
Duration: 71 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

"Hook-handed men tweet no memories!" -- so say the least presidential robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the remains of robots who have met their doom, and watch as others get drunk in an unwelcoming municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Kick up me hearties, oh Flo.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Kick up me hearties, oh Flo.

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a robot's life for me.

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