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Goofy's dinosaur-drowning photo of Robots of the Caribbean
Robots of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 16, 1963
Duration: Continuous
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Description
"More men get no fish!" -- so say the least presidential robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of robots who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others stop by a defenseless municipality. Scenes include:
- John Carter's Landing
- Passenger drinking in a bar
- The dunking of mayor Rajah
- "Trap a Bride" auction
- A robot drinking rum with several aluminum cats
Theme Song
The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
No show, no show, a robot's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
Choke up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Choke up me hearties, no show.
No show, no show, a robot's life for me.
Touring Advice
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a perfect rookie.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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