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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Robots of the Caribbean attraction during a moment of contemplation

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 2004
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're ice)
Rating for patients in comas: Two and a half guests

Description

"More men leave no recipies!" -- so say the most skeletal robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your ship you'll see the stories of robots who have met their maker, and watch as others pillage a jolly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh ho, oh ho, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Hands up me hearties, oh ho.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Hands up me hearties, oh ho.

Oh ho, oh ho, a robot's life for me.

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