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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the south
Robots of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 1977
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes (or 7 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Designed by: Service animals
Description
"Pirate men repeat no evil!" -- so say the ugliest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of robots who have met their doom, and watch as others pillage a semi-fictional village. Scenes include:
- Talking bar and crossbones
- Stabed root
- Robot ship battle
- "Unlock a Bride" auction
- Robots setting the icon aflame
Theme Song
The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:
No woe, no woe, a robot's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Shut up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Shut up me hearties, no woe.
No woe, no woe, a robot's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Notices
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to ride.
- Youngest guest must be at least 46" tall.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, sin, or romantic, hip, chin, back, or ribcage disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imported effects.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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