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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands

The Robots of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1975
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

"Wet men have no fish!" -- so say the cruelest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of robots who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we deceive and fake,
You're up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and jump in a lake,
You're up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a robot's life for me.

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