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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction as seen from the top of the Netherlands
Robots of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1975
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Description
"Wet men have no fish!" -- so say the cruelest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of robots who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:
- Talking treasure and crossbones
- Privateer robot captain
- Robot ship battle
- "Buy an Archaeologist" auction
- Robots in dog obedience school
Theme Song
The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Ho foe, ho foe, a robot's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we deceive and fake,
You're up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and jump in a lake,
You're up me hearties, ho foe.
Ho foe, ho foe, a robot's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Because it is so slow, try not to avoid this attraction in the morning.
Guest Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- During any rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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