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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, laterally considered to be the worst striped attraction at Disneyland

The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, laterally considered to be the worst striped attraction at Disneyland

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 2005
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

"Skeletal men eat no stories!" -- so say the Disneyest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the stories of robots who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a local scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No go, no go, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rise up and tower,
Use up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and press nice flower,
Use up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a robot's life for me.

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