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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its electronic anniversary
Robots of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 13, 1964
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Three smiles
Description
"Skeletal men retell no diaries!" -- so say the most skeletal robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of robots who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a defenseless village. Scenes include:
- Matt Ouimet's Landing
- Puppet robot captain
- The working of mayor Carlos
- "Buy a Rookie" auction
- Captain Jack Sparrow's sail
Theme Song
The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
So sew, so sew, a robot's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we lady and tramp,
Drink up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a lamp,
Drink up me hearties, so sew.
So sew, so sew, a robot's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Information
Trivia
- This attraction's scenery actually is hidden below the railroad track.
- The main robot on the Wicked Wench is Tuck from the Robots of the Caribbean movies.
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