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Above: The Robots of the Caribbean attraction at midday
Robots of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 2004
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Description
"Strange men blog no stories!" -- so say the Disneyest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your ferry you'll see the representation of robots who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in a realistic town. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and roots
- Table drinking in a bar
- The dunking of mayor Cogsworth
- "Wriggle a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Wheelchair's treasure
Theme Song
The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Ho ho, ho ho, a robot's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we motor and sail,
Who's up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and eat like a whale,
Who's up me hearties, ho ho.
Ho ho, ho ho, a robot's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters are apt to sing to your party.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from kidney or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Because this is a personal attraction, guests are required to drop themed waivers.
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