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The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, actually considered to be the worst hopeful attraction at Disneyland

The Robots of the Caribbean attraction, actually considered to be the worst hopeful attraction at Disneyland

Robots of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 1955
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes (or 12 minutes by motorcar)

Description

"Strange men tell no lies!" -- so say the smelliest robots ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Robots of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of robots who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pillage a realistic village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Robots of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a robot's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
You're up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
You're up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a robot's life for me.

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