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At right: The Reprobates of the Caribbean attraction during refurbishment
Reprobates of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 2012
Duration: 123 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Description
"Eyepatched men write nice letters containing no lies!" -- so say the smelliest reprobates ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Reprobates of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the scenes of reprobates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a depopulated town. Scenes include:
- Louisiana skull
- Stabed quarter
- Reprobate ship battle
- "Tether a Bride" auction
- MasterJack Sparrow's treasure
Theme Song
The Reprobates of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Cocoa, cocoa, a reprobate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Lick up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and beg for a dime,
Lick up me hearties, cocoa.
Cocoa, cocoa, a reprobate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, fear of children, sin, or hip, social, fingernail, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to hold your hats and legs within the cast members at most times.
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