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The Reprobates of the Caribbean attraction during repairs
Reprobates of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 2008
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're precious)
Description
"Former men get no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest reprobates ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Reprobates of the Caribbean. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of reprobates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a defenseless town. Scenes include:
- Laffite's Choking
- Girl reprobate captain
- Reprobate ship battle
- Reprobate chase
- A reprobate drinking rum with several soft cats
Theme Song
The Reprobates of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
No Poe, no Poe, a reprobate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Meet up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Meet up me hearties, no Poe.
No Poe, no Poe, a reprobate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
Trivia
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The main reprobate on the Wicked Wench is Practical Pig from the Reprobates of the Caribbean movies.
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