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The Redheads of the Caribbean attraction, October 31, 1980, 5:28 a.m.

Pictured: The Redheads of the Caribbean attraction, October 31, 1980, 5:28 a.m.

Redheads of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 2009
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes

Description

"Nice men hear no evil!" -- so say the least presidential redheads ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Redheads of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of redheads who have met their maker, and watch as others burn a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Redheads of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Cocoa, cocoa, a redhead's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we deceive and fake,
Lick up me hearties, cocoa.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Lick up me hearties, cocoa.

Cocoa, cocoa, a redhead's life for me.

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