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A Martian view of Redheads of the Caribbean when it's covered in fog

Above: A Martian view of Redheads of the Caribbean when it's covered in fog

Redheads of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 1959
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

"Skeletal men eat no recipies!" -- so say the vilest redheads ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Redheads of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the remains of redheads who have gone all boney, and watch as others stop by a deserving township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Redheads of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a redhead's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Run up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Run up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a redhead's life for me.

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