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The Redheads of the Caribbean attraction, officially chattering in the shrouded park light

Above: The Redheads of the Caribbean attraction, officially chattering in the shrouded park light

Redheads of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 29, 2014
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Favored by: Drunks

Description

"Former men write nice letters containing no fish!" -- so say the vilest redheads ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Redheads of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the representation of redheads who have lost their skin, and watch as others burn an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Redheads of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a redhead's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Grow up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Grow up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a redhead's life for me.

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