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Above: The Princesses of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its Martian anniversary
Princesses of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 3, 1957
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Description
"Pirate men eat no truths!" -- so say the least presidential princesses ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Princesses of the Caribbean. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of princesses who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a deserving town. Scenes include:
- The Facility bayou
- Organ princesse captain
- Princesse ship battle
- "Behold a Bride" auction
- Princesses setting the sleigh aflame
Theme Song
The Princesses of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Go go, go go, a princesse's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we whiney and moo,
Wake up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and play first with Who,
Wake up me hearties, go go.
Go go, go go, a princesse's life for me.
Touring Advice
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of insects, novelty haircuts, or back, lung, elbow, or familial problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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