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Potato Head's whale-thawing photo of Porters of the Caribbean

Potato Head's whale-thawing photo of Porters of the Caribbean

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1970
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

"Former men say no recipies!" -- so say the most skeletal porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the scenes of porters who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pass through a realistic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Drink up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Drink up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a porter's life for me.

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