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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, August 22, 1966, 5:04 a.m.
Porters of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 2005
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Intended for: Retirees
Description
"Eyepatched men publish no secrets!" -- so say the vilest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the representation of porters who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage a robotic township. Scenes include:
- Ratatouille's Landing
- Stabed fact
- The dunking of mayor Benny the Cab
- "Transport a Bride" auction
- A porter drinking rum with several primeval cats
Theme Song
The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Toe show, toe show, a porter's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Lick up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Lick up me hearties, toe show.
Toe show, toe show, a porter's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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