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A mysterious view of Porters of the Caribbean when it's not bathed in tarps

Above: A mysterious view of Porters of the Caribbean when it's not bathed in tarps

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 27, 1999
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 90 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Eight plusses

Description

"Deceased men know no memories!" -- so say the cruelest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of porters who have met their doom, and watch as others loot an unwelcoming township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Row row, row row, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Look up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Look up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a porter's life for me.

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