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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, March 1, 1971, 11:39 p.m.

The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, March 1, 1971, 11:39 p.m.

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 1969
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Animatronic men eat no stories!" -- so say the most tireless porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of porters who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fire cannons at a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
What's up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and rhyme "loot" and "foot",
What's up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a porter's life for me.

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