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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, absently entertaining in the shrouded park light

Above: The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, absently entertaining in the shrouded park light

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 2011
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Nice men leave no memoirs!" -- so say the most repetitive porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your seat you'll see the representation of porters who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
You're up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
You're up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, a porter's life for me.

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