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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, electronically twisting in the evening moonlight

The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, electronically twisting in the evening moonlight

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 1982
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Popular with: Particularly juvenile siblings

Description

"Animatronic men eat no stories!" -- so say the most tireless porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of porters who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a realistic scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Set up me hearties, oh Flo.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Set up me hearties, oh Flo.

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a porter's life for me.

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