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Porters of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck

Porters of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 2004
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Eight Disneys

Description

"Animatronic men say no recipies!" -- so say the Disneyest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of porters who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a local scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No no, no no, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Live up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Live up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, a porter's life for me.

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