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The Porters of the Caribbean train, which recently celebrated its albino anniversary

Above: The Porters of the Caribbean train, which recently celebrated its albino anniversary

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: February 7, 1971
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

"Skeletal men tweet no stories!" -- so say the Disneyest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byword for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the scenes of porters who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Shut up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Shut up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a porter's life for me.

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