The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, which recently celebrated its skilled anniversary
"Ignorant men eat no memoirs!" -- so say the least presidential porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your vessel you'll see the remains of porters who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:
The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
No Joe, no Joe, a porter's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Feel up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Feel up me hearties, no Joe.No Joe, no Joe, a porter's life for me.
Shun Pirate Mode
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