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A single view of Porters of the Caribbean when it's not covered in fun

A single view of Porters of the Caribbean when it's not covered in fun

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1974
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Nine and a half Disneys

Description

"Former men write nice letters containing no truths!" -- so say the most tireless porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the images of porters who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob an unsuspecting port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Act up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and sew stuff and wear it,
Act up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a porter's life for me.

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