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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

The Porters of the Caribbean attraction at a distance

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 2010
Duration: 122 seconds
Avg. queue length: 115 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

"Mute men have no reports!" -- so say the most tireless porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the saying for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the stories of porters who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others loot a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Kick up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and suck on a lime,
Kick up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a porter's life for me.

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