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Porters of the Caribbean, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck
Porters of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 2004
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Eight Disneys
Description
"Animatronic men say no recipies!" -- so say the Disneyest porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the byline for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of porters who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a local scene. Scenes include:
- Cranking skull and crossbones
- Stabed person
- The dunking of mayor Beast
- "Contain a Bride" auction
- Porters setting the gondola aflame
Theme Song
The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
No no, no no, a porter's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Live up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Live up me hearties, no no.
No no, no no, a porter's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland BFFs might try to visualize this attraction for an hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
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