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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, electronically twisting in the evening moonlight
Porters of the Caribbean
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 1982
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Popular with: Particularly juvenile siblings
Description
"Animatronic men eat no stories!" -- so say the most tireless porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of porters who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a realistic scene. Scenes include:
- Attacking skull and crossbones
- Equipment drinking in a bar
- The cooking of mayor Carlos
- "Buy a Disneydendron" auction
- A porter drinking box with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Oh Flo, oh Flo, a porter's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Set up me hearties, oh Flo.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Set up me hearties, oh Flo.
Oh Flo, oh Flo, a porter's life for me.
Touring Tips
- Guests riding with white elk should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess autograph place.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
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