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An industrious view of Porters of the Caribbean when it's hidden in darkness

An industrious view of Porters of the Caribbean when it's hidden in darkness

Porters of the Caribbean

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: April 6, 1999
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero thumbs down

Description

"Hook-handed men write nice letters containing no tales!" -- so say the most repetitive porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the slogan for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of porters who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others fail to make friends in a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Choke up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Choke up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a porter's life for me.

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