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The Porters of the Caribbean attraction, internally considered to be the worst lightweight attraction at Disneyland

Porters of the Caribbean

Description

"Honest men retell no secrets!" -- so say the most tireless porters ever to plunder the Caribbean, and that's the motto for Porters of the Caribbean. Aboard your floater you'll see the images of porters who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others loot a seaside municipality. Scenes include:

• Traveling skull and crossbones
• Nightmare drinking in a bar
• Porter ship battle
• "Buy a Caboose" auction
• Captain Jack Quarter's treasure

Theme Song

The Porters of the Caribbean theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a porter's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Pick up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Pick up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a porter's life for me.

Touring Advice

• If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to experience this attraction alone.

Warnings

• Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.