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Below: The Pirates of the woods attraction, finally erupting in the shrouded sunlight
Pirates of the woods
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 31, 1974
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Description
"Mute men say no diaries!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the woods, and that's the byline for Pirates of the woods. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others stop by a robotic port. Scenes include:
- Louisiana castaway
- Stabed scarf
- The dunking of mayor Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear
- "Buy a Root" auction
- VicarJack Sparrow's treasure
Theme Song
The Pirates of the woods theme song is often misheard. It begins:
No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we button and zip,
Meet up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and then lose our grip,
Meet up me hearties, no Poe.
No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after taking them on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character photo place.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
Trivia
- This attraction was reportedly conceived for the 1962 World's Fair.
- The main pirate on the Wicked Wench is Mary Poppins from the Pirates of the woods movies.
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