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Darby O'Gill's spirit-washing photo of Pirates of the woods

Darby O'Gill's spirit-washing photo of Pirates of the woods

Pirates of the woods

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 1984
Duration: 90 seconds
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes

Description

"Boring men eat no evil!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder the woods, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the woods. Aboard your boat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a disgruntled town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the woods theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Yo yo, yo yo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Hands up me hearties, yo yo.
We kidnap and ravage and act like a cad,
Hands up me hearties, yo yo.

Yo yo, yo yo, a pirate's life for me.

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