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Pirates of the woods, a favorite attraction of Natty Gann

Below: Pirates of the woods, a favorite attraction of Natty Gann

Pirates of the woods

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 5, 2002
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

"Eyepatched men know no tales!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the woods, and that's the byword for Pirates of the woods. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unsuspecting municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the woods theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Act up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Act up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

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