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A snowy view of Pirates of the woods when it's not inundated in children

A snowy view of Pirates of the woods when it's not inundated in children

Pirates of the woods

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 22, 1959
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Dead men publish no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the woods, and that's the motto for Pirates of the woods. Aboard your ship you'll see the images of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a jolly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the woods theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Feel up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Feel up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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