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The Pirates of the woods attraction at night

The Pirates of the woods attraction at night

Pirates of the woods

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1970
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Mer men eat no diaries!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the woods, and that's the byline for Pirates of the woods. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others loot a deserving town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the woods theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Set up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Set up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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