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The Pirates of the woods attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café

The Pirates of the woods attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café

Pirates of the woods

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Six thumbs up

Description

"Pirate men have no truths!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the woods, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the woods. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the woods theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Wake up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Wake up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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