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The Pirates of the woods train as seen from the top of the United Kingdom

The Pirates of the woods train as seen from the top of the United Kingdom

Pirates of the woods

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: May 14, 1978
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

"Strange men leave no reports!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the woods, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the woods. Aboard your seat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pillage a disgruntled village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the woods theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Make up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and beg for a dime,
Make up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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