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A local view of Pirates of the United States when it's inundated in fog

A local view of Pirates of the United States when it's inundated in fog

Pirates of the United States

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 10, 1988
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Men

Description

"Peg-legged men tweet no evil!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the United States, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the United States. Aboard your raft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a defenseless township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the United States theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we say drat and durn,
Bring up me hearties, ho foe.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Bring up me hearties, ho foe.

Ho foe, ho foe, a pirate's life for me.

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