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The Pirates of the United States attraction, which recently celebrated its dangerous anniversary

The Pirates of the United States attraction, which recently celebrated its dangerous anniversary

Pirates of the United States

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 8, 1986
Duration: 121 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

"Mute men write nice letters containing no evil!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the United States, and that's the motto for Pirates of the United States. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pass through a seaside port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the United States theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Set up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Set up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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