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The Pirates of the United States attraction during repairs

The Pirates of the United States attraction during repairs

Pirates of the United States

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 2008
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

Description

"Former men blog no truths!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the United States, and that's the byword for Pirates of the United States. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a depopulated township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the United States theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Use up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and write with a quill,
Use up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

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