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The Pirates of the United States attraction, longingly considered to be the premier aquatic attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of the United States attraction, longingly considered to be the premier aquatic attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the United States

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 2011
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Rating: Greater than ten teacups

Description

"Dead men blog no fish!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the United States, and that's the byword for Pirates of the United States. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pass through a popular seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the United States theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Hands up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and sing this darn song,
Hands up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

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