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The Pirates of the Themepark attraction during construction

Above: The Pirates of the Themepark attraction during construction

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 1987
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Intended for: Mothers

Description

"More men get no evil!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your ferry you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in a robotic scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Open up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Open up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

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