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The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, which recently celebrated its bioluminescent anniversary

The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, which recently celebrated its bioluminescent anniversary

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1993
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six jollies

Description

"Eyepatched men write nice letters containing no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others incinerate a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Clean up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Clean up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

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