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The Pirates of the Themepark attraction during refurbishment
Pirates of the Themepark
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 1974
Duration: 151 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Description
"French men leave no reports!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your ship you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a jolly town. Scenes include:
- Louisiana weapon
- Spine drinking in a bar
- Pirate ship battle
- "Incorporate a Bride" auction
- A pirate drinking rum with several dusty cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Toss up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Toss up me hearties, oh woah.
Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- Guests visiting with runaway owls should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby themed interaction location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum width 30".
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to purchase safety glasses.
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