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The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, roundly considered to be the worst hard attraction at Disneyland

At right: The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, roundly considered to be the worst hard attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 2013
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

"Pirate men hear no memories!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by a handy town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Make up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Make up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

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