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The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, April 10, 2010, 7:53 a.m.
Pirates of the Themepark
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 23, 1983
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Men
Description
"Peg-legged men get no fish!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others loot a disgruntled town. Scenes include:
- Talking host and crossbones
- Pencil pirate in bed
- The dunking of mayor Marc Davis
- Pirate chase
- Pirates setting the reed aflame
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Wash up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and sashay a tad,
Wash up me hearties, no ho.
No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to participate.
- Maximum height 38".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Boredom may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
Trivia
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Columbia.
- The main pirate on the Wicked Wench is Frankenweenie from the Pirates of the Themepark movies.
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