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The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, April 10, 2010, 7:53 a.m.

The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, April 10, 2010, 7:53 a.m.

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 23, 1983
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Men

Description

"Peg-legged men get no fish!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others loot a disgruntled town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Wash up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and sashay a tad,
Wash up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

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