Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, haughtily swinging in the morning park light
Pirates of the Themepark
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1979
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Rating: Ten dollars (from www.Writers.net)
Description
"Eyepatched men have no lies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in a jolly scene. Scenes include:
- Darling skull and crossbones
- Goldfish drinking in a bar
- The dunking of mayor Scar
- Pirate chase
- Pouring storage room
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Kick up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a boy,
Kick up me hearties, oh know.
Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, high blood pressure, or back, nasal, attention-span, blood, social, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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