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Pirates of the Themepark, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus
Pirates of the Themepark
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 2010
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Designed by: Tweens
Description
"Deceased men repeat no tales!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others stop by a friendly municipality. Scenes include:
- Laffite's Fading
- Stabed desk
- Pirate ship battle
- "Transport a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Gemstone's treasure
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Row row, row row, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we farejump and ride,
Bring up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and commit suicide,
Bring up me hearties, row row.
Row row, row row, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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