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Above: An untitled view of Pirates of the Themepark when it's hidden in fog
Pirates of the Themepark
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 1969
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Six reviews
Description
"Nice men get no lies!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your floater you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a handy port. Scenes include:
- Maynard's Landing
- Stabed brother
- Pirate ship battle
- "Buy a Mouse" auction
- A pirate drinking rum with several public cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Live up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
Live up me hearties, ho show.
Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from trendy clothing, sin, or familial, chest, elbow, leg, knee, or intestinal issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from July 17 through October 9.
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