Massive Davisland Attraction Database
The Pirates of the Themepark ride, hesitantly preening in the shrouded candlelight
Pirates of the Themepark
Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 30, 2002
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 12 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Targeted at: Blind children
Description
"Mer men get no lies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in a local town. Scenes include:
- France bayou
- Doll pirate captain
- Pirate ship battle
- "Savor a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Wagon's treasure
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we farejump and ride,
Live up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and sail with the tide,
Live up me hearties, go go.
Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this ride will be dominated by vampires.
- After riding this ride, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable themed photo garden.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Waiting may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at significant times.
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