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The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, unusually seething in the afternoon sunlight

The Pirates of the Themepark attraction, unusually seething in the afternoon sunlight

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1981
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Rating: Three Walts (by "Spooky Flag" gossip column)

Description

"Strange men tweet no truths!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your craft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fire cannons at a friendly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Meet up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Meet up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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