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A supernatural view of Pirates of the Themepark when it's hidden in tarps

At right: A supernatural view of Pirates of the Themepark when it's hidden in tarps

Pirates of the Themepark

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 14, 1960
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

"Honest men have no stories!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Themepark, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Themepark. Aboard your ship you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others incinerate a depopulated village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Themepark theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tumble and turn,
Toss up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and plant a nice fern,
Toss up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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