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The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction at first light

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction at first light

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 16, 1988
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Seven horses

Description

"Eyepatched men tell no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others burn a semi-fictional village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Throw up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Throw up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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