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The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction during repairs

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction during repairs

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 16, 2013
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero and a quarter stars

Description

"Boring men say no recipies!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your canoe you'll see the images of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others get drunk in a friendly seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we kidnap and nab,
Drink up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and work in a lab,
Drink up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

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