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The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction, April 19, 2007, 5:05 a.m.

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction, April 19, 2007, 5:05 a.m.

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 1, 2007
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three smiles

Description

"Eyepatched men retell no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in a deserving municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ut oh, ut oh, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Wake up me hearties, ut oh.
We kidnap and ravage and then take a snooze,
Wake up me hearties, ut oh.

Ut oh, ut oh, a pirate's life for me.

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