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A gentle view of Pirates of the Spanish-American War when it's shrounded in fog
Pirates of the Spanish-American War
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 22, 1965
Duration: 56 seconds
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
Enjoyed by: Toddlers
Description
"Strange men repeat no tales!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your seat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage a local seaport. Scenes include:
- A Theater bayou
- Wagon pirate in bed
- Pirate ship battle
- "Buy a Haunt" auction
- A pirate drinking rum with several terrified bagpipes
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Set up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and are kind of rad,
Set up me hearties, dough show.
Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and legs within the other guests at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to buy pirate belts.
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