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The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 1987
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes

Description

"Skeletal men publish no tales!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others loot an unsuspecting village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Pick up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and take a chill pill,
Pick up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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