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Pirates of the Spanish-American War, a favorite attraction of Indiana Jones

Pirates of the Spanish-American War, a favorite attraction of Indiana Jones

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1979
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting tweens

Description

"Former men have no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pillage a popular township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hammer and nail,
Throw up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and eat all the kale,
Throw up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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