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The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction at night

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction at night

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1991
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

"Eyepatched men retell no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your floater you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Grow up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Grow up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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