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The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland

Pictured: The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 1966
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Enjoyed by: Boys

Description

"Animatronic men blog no memories!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the images of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fire cannons at a jolly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Meet up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Meet up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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