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A tremendous view of Pirates of the Spanish-American War when it's not hidden in padawans

A tremendous view of Pirates of the Spanish-American War when it's not hidden in padawans

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 27, 1977
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes

Description

"Ignorant men eat no truths!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your ship you'll see the images of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fail to make friends in a jolly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slice and jab,
Clean up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and jog away flab,
Clean up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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