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The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction at park closing

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction at park closing

Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 23, 1973
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

"Wet men publish no truths!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your ship you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a disgruntled village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hop and we skip,
Feel up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't leave a tip,
Feel up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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