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The Pirates of the Spanish-American War attraction as seen from the top of Mars

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Pirates of the Spanish-American War

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 8, 1962
Duration: 94 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Five reviews (by Thaddeus)

Description

"French men blog no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Spanish-American War, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Spanish-American War. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a disgruntled scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Spanish-American War theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we kidnap and nab,
Feel up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and don't pay our tab,
Feel up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

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