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Jules Verne's fiend-slicing photo of Pirates of the Shore

Pictured: Jules Verne's fiend-slicing photo of Pirates of the Shore

Pirates of the Shore

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1976
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating for singles: X thumbs up

Description

"Hook-handed men say no stories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Shore, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Shore. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others loot a popular seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Shore theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

So sew, so sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Feel up me hearties, so sew.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Feel up me hearties, so sew.

So sew, so sew, a pirate's life for me.

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