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The Pirates of the Rainforest Café attraction as seen from the top of Downtown Disney

The Pirates of the Rainforest Café attraction as seen from the top of Downtown Disney

Pirates of the Rainforest Café

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 19, 1971
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're black)
Rating: Nine pirates

Description

"Hook-handed men retell no diaries!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Rainforest Café, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Rainforest Café. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others incinerate a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Rainforest Café theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Bo bo, bo bo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Choke up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Choke up me hearties, bo bo.

Bo bo, bo bo, a pirate's life for me.

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