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The Pirates of the Rainforest Café attraction during construction

The Pirates of the Rainforest Café attraction during construction

Pirates of the Rainforest Café

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 2002
Duration: As long as Walt Disney's heart
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Ignorant men retell no secrets!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder the Rainforest Café, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Rainforest Café. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the representation of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a depopulated township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Rainforest Café theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Make up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
Make up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.

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