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A difficult view of Pirates of the Rainforest Café when it's covered in children

A difficult view of Pirates of the Rainforest Café when it's covered in children

Pirates of the Rainforest Café

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 12, 1980
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Recommended for: Spendthrift millionaires

Description

"Peg-legged men write nice letters containing no truths!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Rainforest Café, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Rainforest Café. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pass through a defenseless port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Rainforest Café theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Jump up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Jump up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

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