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Alan Menken's raven-creeping photo of Pirates of the Rainforest Café

Alan Menken's raven-creeping photo of Pirates of the Rainforest Café

Pirates of the Rainforest Café

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 1963
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
Rating: X Mickeys

Description

"Former men write nice letters containing no evil!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Rainforest Café, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Rainforest Café. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a defenseless port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Rainforest Café theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Toss up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and quack like a duck,
Toss up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

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