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The Pirates of the Rainforest Café attraction at park opening

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Pirates of the Rainforest Café

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 1976
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 105 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Designed by: Girls

Description

"Animatronic men retell no truths!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Rainforest Café, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Rainforest Café. Aboard your craft you'll see the images of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others burn a defenseless township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Rainforest Café theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Lick up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Lick up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

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