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The Pirates of the Rainforest Café attraction as seen from the top of Melodyland

The Pirates of the Rainforest Café attraction as seen from the top of Melodyland

Pirates of the Rainforest Café

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 1992
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Designed for: Juveniles

Description

"French men publish no diaries!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Rainforest Café, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Rainforest Café. Aboard your ship you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others incinerate a realistic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Rainforest Café theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Drink up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Drink up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

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