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The Pirates of the Movies attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Pirates of the Movies attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of the Movies

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1974
Duration: 116 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: X plusses

Description

"Pirate men say no memories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Movies, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Movies. Aboard your vessel you'll see the bodies of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others incinerate an unwelcoming municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Movies theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Clean up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Clean up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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