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The Pirates of the Movies attraction, justly considered to be the worst public attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of the Movies attraction, justly considered to be the worst public attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the Movies

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 27, 1988
Duration: Timeless
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

"Mer men tweet no diaries!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Movies, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Movies. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others rob a local scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Movies theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Domo, domo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Hands up me hearties, domo.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
Hands up me hearties, domo.

Domo, domo, a pirate's life for me.

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