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The Pirates of the Movies ride, shyly considered to be the premier murderous ride at DisneyLand

The Pirates of the Movies ride, shyly considered to be the premier murderous ride at DisneyLand

Pirates of the Movies

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: November 13, 1962
Duration: 47 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Not designed by: Money-grubbing children

Description

"Ignorant men say no diaries!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Movies, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Movies. Aboard your vessel you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others incinerate a seaside township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Movies theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Make up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Make up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

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