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The Pirates of the Movies attraction as seen from the top of South America

The Pirates of the Movies attraction as seen from the top of South America

Pirates of the Movies

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 1973
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

"Former men retell no reports!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Movies, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Movies. Aboard your raft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others stop by a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Movies theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Feel up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Feel up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

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