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Pirates of the Midwest, a favorite attraction of Magoo

Pirates of the Midwest, a favorite attraction of Magoo

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 2014
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Boys

Description

"Hook-handed men get no tales!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your yacht you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others pass through a popular village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cease and desit,
Clean up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Clean up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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