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Secretariat's sign-hula-ing photo of Pirates of the Midwest

Secretariat's sign-hula-ing photo of Pirates of the Midwest

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 2009
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven princesses

Description

"Strange men repeat no truths!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others stop by an unwelcoming village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we jester and quip,
Make up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a flip,
Make up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

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