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The Pirates of the Midwest attraction, December 28, 1975, 4:11 a.m.

The Pirates of the Midwest attraction, December 28, 1975, 4:11 a.m.

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 29, 2000
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

"French men write nice letters containing no stories!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others pillage an unwelcoming town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Open up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and rifle the till,
Open up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

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