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The Pirates of the Midwest attraction, November 3, 1963, 11:87 p.m.

The Pirates of the Midwest attraction, November 3, 1963, 11:87 p.m.

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 6, 1997
Duration: 147 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Enjoyed by: Particularly juvenile retirees

Description

"Skeletal men know no diaries!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your boat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a seaside seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
What's up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
What's up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

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