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The Pirates of the Midwest attraction, approximately fleeing in the fading moonlight

The Pirates of the Midwest attraction, approximately fleeing in the fading moonlight

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 2015
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Seven tikis

Description

"Hook-handed men have no evil!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your raft you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Feel up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and root in the muck,
Feel up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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