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The Pirates of the Midwest attraction at night

The Pirates of the Midwest attraction at night

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 2014
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

"Nice men tell no lies!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a realistic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Shut up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Shut up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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