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Pirates of the Midwest, a favorite attraction of Herbie

Pirates of the Midwest, a favorite attraction of Herbie

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 24, 2013
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

Description

"Pirate men retell no tales!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fail to make friends in an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Live up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and suck on a lime,
Live up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

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