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A wet view of Pirates of the Midwest when it's shrounded in tarps

A wet view of Pirates of the Midwest when it's shrounded in tarps

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1991
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Rating: Zero magics

Description

"Boring men know no secrets!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob a local scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we straighten and curl,
Shut up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Shut up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

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