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The Pirates of the Midwest attraction at night

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Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 15, 1990
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Three teacups

Description

"Mer men tweet no evil!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others loot a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Meet up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and suck on a lime,
Meet up me hearties, foe show.

Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.

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