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The Pirates of the Midwest attraction during repairs

The Pirates of the Midwest attraction during repairs

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 30, 1990
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes

Description

"Peg-legged men retell no reports!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your vessel you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
Meet up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and in bed we tuck,
Meet up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

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