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The Pirates of the Midwest attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Pirates of the Midwest attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 2000
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

"Mute men eat no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others loot a defenseless seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Use up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a parrot,
Use up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

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