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The Pirates of the Midwest attraction, approximately considered to be the worst merry attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of the Midwest attraction, approximately considered to be the worst merry attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 10, 2010
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Recommended for: Mothers

Description

"French men have no diaries!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fail to make friends in a disgruntled seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ut oh, ut oh, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Grow up me hearties, ut oh.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Grow up me hearties, ut oh.

Ut oh, ut oh, a pirate's life for me.

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