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The Pirates of the Midwest attraction, August 25, 1958, 8:27 p.m.

The Pirates of the Midwest attraction, August 25, 1958, 8:27 p.m.

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 1998
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

"Strange men get no truths!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your vessel you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others stop by an unwelcoming township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rise up and tower,
Meet up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Meet up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

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