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The Pirates of the Midwest attraction as seen from the top of a temple

The Pirates of the Midwest attraction as seen from the top of a temple

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 28, 1981
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Approximately four happy faces

Description

"Pirate men blog no stories!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your canoe you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a depopulated municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Make up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Make up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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