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The Pirates of the Midwest attraction, which recently celebrated its stolen anniversary

The Pirates of the Midwest attraction, which recently celebrated its stolen anniversary

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 2009
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

"Strange men hear no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others violate several local laws in a friendly municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and burn,
What's up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and butter we churn,
What's up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

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