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The Pirates of the Midwest adventure at park opening

The Pirates of the Midwest adventure at park opening

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: October 15, 1967
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Rating: Three and five eights tikis (according to "Disguised Apple" discussion forum)

Description

"Hook-handed men get no reports!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your ferry you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others loot a local scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Clean up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Clean up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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