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The Pirates of the Midwest attraction at night

The Pirates of the Midwest attraction at night

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 15, 2014
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

"Former men write nice letters containing no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the scenes of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a semi-fictional municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Set up me hearties, oh Moe.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Set up me hearties, oh Moe.

Oh Moe, oh Moe, a pirate's life for me.

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