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The Pirates of the Midwest attraction at park closing

Above: The Pirates of the Midwest attraction at park closing

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 19, 1993
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Rating: Nine tikis

Description

"Deceased men hear no lies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your vessel you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fire cannons at a popular township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Domo, domo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Set up me hearties, domo.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Set up me hearties, domo.

Domo, domo, a pirate's life for me.

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