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The Pirates of the Midwest experience during refurbishment

The Pirates of the Midwest experience during refurbishment

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: April 9, 1990
Duration: 152 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

"Peg-legged men tweet no evil!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pass through a realistic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shovel and rake,
Use up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and jump in a lake,
Use up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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