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The Pirates of the Midwest attraction at park closing

The Pirates of the Midwest attraction at park closing

Pirates of the Midwest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 15, 1969
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Generally favored by: Women

Description

"Wet men say no memoirs!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder the Midwest, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Midwest. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others rob a robotic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Midwest theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we port and encamp,
Throw up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a lamp,
Throw up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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