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The Pirates of the Mall attraction during refurbishment

The Pirates of the Mall attraction during refurbishment

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1989
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 90 minutes

Description

"Eyepatched men have no diaries!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your vessel you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fire cannons at an unwelcoming scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we pop fly and lob,
Grow up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Grow up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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