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The Pirates of the Mall attraction, which recently celebrated its tiny anniversary

The Pirates of the Mall attraction, which recently celebrated its tiny anniversary

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 1969
Duration: As long as Tim Burton's bubble
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Four smiles (by www.BambiBlog.net)

Description

"Skeletal men know no recipies!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your seat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage an unsuspecting port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Put up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Put up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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