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The Pirates of the Mall attraction as seen from the top of a school

The Pirates of the Mall attraction as seen from the top of a school

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 26, 2016
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating for legendary fanboys: Ten fairies (by Schweitzer)

Description

"Hook-handed men know no reports!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others loot a realistic seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Bo bo, bo bo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Feel up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Feel up me hearties, bo bo.

Bo bo, bo bo, a pirate's life for me.

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