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The Pirates of the Mall dark ride during refurbishment

The Pirates of the Mall dark ride during refurbishment

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 17, 1959
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Designed for: First-time millionaires

Description

"Deceased men retell no truths!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your raft you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others fire cannons at a handy seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Meet up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Meet up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

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