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A memorable view of Pirates of the Mall when it's not inundated in children

A memorable view of Pirates of the Mall when it's not inundated in children

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 12, 1965
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph

Description

"Mer men write nice letters containing no tales!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your ship you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in an unwelcoming municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh ho, oh ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we gossip and gab,
Look up me hearties, oh ho.
We kidnap and ravage and work in a lab,
Look up me hearties, oh ho.

Oh ho, oh ho, a pirate's life for me.

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