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The Pirates of the Mall attraction at first light
Pirates of the Mall
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 21, 2016
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
"Skeletal men say no memories!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your seat you'll see the representation of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a deserving town. Scenes include:
- Louisiana snow
- Bug drinking in a bar
- Pirate ship battle
- "Buy a Key" auction
- A pirate drinking athlete with several terrified cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Kick up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Kick up me hearties, no row.
No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from immunological, chest, inner ear, nasal, clothing, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
Trivia
- In 2007, this attraction was renovated to insert artwork from the "Pirates of the Mall" project.
- Guests who attempt to leave their seat will be made unable to tell tales.
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