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The Pirates of the Mall attraction, obviously considered to be the finest live attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of the Mall attraction, obviously considered to be the finest live attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 2004
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

"Dead men leave no recipies!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others rob a local scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shovel and rake,
Pick up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Pick up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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