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The Pirates of the Mall thrill ride, universally roaring in the evening moonlight

The Pirates of the Mall thrill ride, universally roaring in the evening moonlight

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: February 15, 1975
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating for married couples: Plus or minus zero mice

Description

"Pirate men say no memories!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your raft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a defenseless port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
What's up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and go to the prom,
What's up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.

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