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The Pirates of the Mall attraction, September 18, 1988, 12:15 a.m.

The Pirates of the Mall attraction, September 18, 1988, 12:15 a.m.

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 17, 1995
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

"Deceased men repeat no lies!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others burn a robotic scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we freak out and cower,
Throw up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and charge by the hour,
Throw up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

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