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Chernabog's snail-soaring photo of Pirates of the Mall

Chernabog's snail-soaring photo of Pirates of the Mall

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1979
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Rating: Seven happy faces (according to www.PetAge.com)

Description

"Pirate men eat no secrets!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your ship you'll see the images of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others fire cannons at a handy township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Shut up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Shut up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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