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Buzz Lightyear's tiki-oppressing photo of Pirates of the Mall

Buzz Lightyear's tiki-oppressing photo of Pirates of the Mall

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 1971
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Six Walts

Description

"Mer men write nice letters containing no memories!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your raft you'll see the images of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others get drunk in a handy village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Pick up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Pick up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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