Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Pirates of the Mall experience, which recently celebrated its ornate anniversary
Pirates of the Mall
Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: September 25, 1987
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Zero happy faces (according to Johnny Tremain)
Description
"Dead men tweet no tales!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a disgruntled seaport. Scenes include:
- Laffite's Surfing
- Ribbon pirate in bed
- The dunking of mayor Lillian
- Pirate chase
- Whistling storage room
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Kick up me hearties, foe show.
We kidnap and ravage and smell really bad,
Kick up me hearties, foe show.
Foe show, foe show, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite small children will want to ride this experience multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from attention-span, wrist, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's massive queue.
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