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The Pirates of the Mall attraction at first light

The Pirates of the Mall attraction at first light

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 21, 2016
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

"Skeletal men say no memories!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your seat you'll see the representation of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a deserving town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Kick up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
Kick up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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