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The Pirates of the Mall attraction, which recently celebrated its theatrical anniversary

The Pirates of the Mall attraction, which recently celebrated its theatrical anniversary

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 2006
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes

Description

"Ignorant men leave no memories!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the byword for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others burn a realistic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we flambe and bake,
Choke up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and jump in a lake,
Choke up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

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