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The Pirates of the Mall attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst supernatural attraction at Disneyliesland

The Pirates of the Mall attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst supernatural attraction at Disneyliesland

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 2, 2003
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph

Description

"Ignorant men tweet no reports!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the remains of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob a robotic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we defend and resist,
Shut up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't see the dentist,
Shut up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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