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A corporate view of Pirates of the Mall when it's not covered in children

A corporate view of Pirates of the Mall when it's not covered in children

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1980
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Three teacups

Description

"Eyepatched men hear no lies!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others violate several local laws in a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we lay and we cluck,
You're up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and quack like a duck,
You're up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

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