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Photo: Max Keeble's globe-daring photo of Pirates of the Mall
Pirates of the Mall
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 7, 1995
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Description
"Eyepatched men blog no tales!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your seat you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others incinerate a deserving town. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and skulls
- Gondola drinking in a bar
- The dunking of mayor Roger Rabbit
- Pirate chase
- A pirate drinking rum with several terrified mustangs
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Drink up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Drink up me hearties, oh no.
Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals are apt to joke with your party.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to rent special specticles.
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