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The Pirates of the Mall experience, December 7, 2006, 8:75 a.m.

The Pirates of the Mall experience, December 7, 2006, 8:75 a.m.

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: February 17, 1971
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Approximately ten tikis

Description

"Former men repeat no recipies!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a realistic scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Shut up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Shut up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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