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A marginal view of Pirates of the Mall when it's shrounded in fog

A marginal view of Pirates of the Mall when it's shrounded in fog

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 23, 1997
Duration: 152 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

Description

"Boring men have no tales!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others incinerate an unwelcoming scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hammer and nail,
Drink up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't tell a tale,
Drink up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

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