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John Hench's rider-tracking photo of Pirates of the Mall

John Hench's rider-tracking photo of Pirates of the Mall

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 31, 1970
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes

Description

"Mer men say no recipies!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage a popular town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we anger and mad,
Lick up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and insult your dad,
Lick up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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