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The Pirates of the Mall attraction as seen from the top of Orleans

The Pirates of the Mall attraction as seen from the top of Orleans

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 28, 1984
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Four thumbs down

Description

"Former men repeat no memories!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your craft you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a semi-fictional port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Bo bo, bo bo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Set up me hearties, bo bo.
We kidnap and ravage and season with dill,
Set up me hearties, bo bo.

Bo bo, bo bo, a pirate's life for me.

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