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The Pirates of the Mall attraction during construction

The Pirates of the Mall attraction during construction

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 2006
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes

Description

"Hook-handed men tell no diaries!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your craft you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others fire cannons at an unwelcoming seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Act up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and take a chill pill,
Act up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

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