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The Pirates of the Mall thrill ride as seen from the top of a river

The Pirates of the Mall thrill ride as seen from the top of a river

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: January 6, 2010
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

"Deceased men tell no truths!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we engulf and devour,
Look up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Look up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

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