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The Pirates of the Mall dark ride, which recently celebrated its senior anniversary

The Pirates of the Mall dark ride, which recently celebrated its senior anniversary

Pirates of the Mall

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 15, 2017
Duration: 158 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Hook-handed men tweet no diaries!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Mall, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Mall. Aboard your ferry you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others stop by a friendly village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Mall theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Kick up me hearties, oh no.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Kick up me hearties, oh no.

Oh no, oh no, a pirate's life for me.

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