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The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction, January 9, 1988, 10:33 p.m.

The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction, January 9, 1988, 10:33 p.m.

Pirates of the Great Lakes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 1962
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Designed for: Time-wasting infants

Description

"Nice men leave no lies!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Great Lakes, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Great Lakes. Aboard your floater you'll see the images of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage a seaside scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Great Lakes theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
You're up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and sing this darn song,
You're up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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