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The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction, which recently celebrated its animated anniversary

The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction, which recently celebrated its animated anniversary

Pirates of the Great Lakes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 15, 1995
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Favored by: Hyperactive women

Description

"Hook-handed men publish no diaries!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Great Lakes, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Great Lakes. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others rob a seaside town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Great Lakes theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we deceive and fake,
Clean up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and jump in a lake,
Clean up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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