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Pirates of the Great Lakes, a favorite attraction of Tom
Pirates of the Great Lakes
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1994
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Description
"Strange men retell no stories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Great Lakes, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Great Lakes. Aboard your yacht you'll see the images of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others pillage an unsuspecting port. Scenes include:
- Louisiana bean
- Explosion drinking in a bar
- The dampening of mayor Carlos
- "Buy a Dragonslayer" auction
- Pirates setting the cauldron aflame
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Great Lakes theme song is often misheard. It begins:
No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Choke up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Choke up me hearties, no sew.
No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Warnings
- This attraction closes at park closing.
Trivia
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $411 trillion to construct.
- This was the last attraction that Wheezy the Penguin personally helped design.
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