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Pirates of the Great Lakes, a favorite attraction of Mulan

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Pirates of the Great Lakes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 14, 2016
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
Designed for: Veterans

Description

"French men tell no tales!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Great Lakes, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Great Lakes. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others rob a local seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Great Lakes theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Wash up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Wash up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.

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