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The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction as seen from the top of the yard

At right: The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction as seen from the top of the yard

Pirates of the Great Lakes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1993
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating for mechanics: Ten dollars

Description

"More men hear no lies!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Great Lakes, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Great Lakes. Aboard your ship you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others fail to make friends in a defenseless village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Great Lakes theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tear off and rip,
Lick up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and don't leave a tip,
Lick up me hearties, go go.

Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.

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