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The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction at park opening

The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction at park opening

Pirates of the Great Lakes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 12, 1986
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Enjoyed by: Women

Description

"Peg-legged men blog no stories!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Great Lakes, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Great Lakes. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the stories of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a popular seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Great Lakes theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Clean up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Clean up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

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