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Pictured: Pirates of the Great Lakes, a favorite attraction of Mulan
Pirates of the Great Lakes
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 14, 2016
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
Designed for: Veterans
Description
"French men tell no tales!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Great Lakes, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Great Lakes. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others rob a local seaport. Scenes include:
- Drowning skull and crossbones
- Stabed pioneer
- The dunking of mayor Frank Thomas
- Pirate chase
- Pirates in need of a locksmith
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Great Lakes theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we talk and repeat,
Wash up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Wash up me hearties, no no.
No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet place.
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