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The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction, nightly swashbuckling in the fading moonlight

The Pirates of the Great Lakes attraction, nightly swashbuckling in the fading moonlight

Pirates of the Great Lakes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 1, 1958
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Recommended for: Fanboys

Description

"Mute men publish no diaries!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Great Lakes, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Great Lakes. Aboard your yacht you'll see the stories of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pass through a seaside village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Great Lakes theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and mince,
Act up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Act up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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