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Pirates of the Great Lakes, a favorite attraction of Maleficent
Pirates of the Great Lakes
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 2011
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Designed by: Hyperactive infants
Description
"Nice men tweet no diaries!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder the Great Lakes, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Great Lakes. Aboard your boat you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in a deserving scene. Scenes include:
- Lizzie McGuire's Landing
- Orange pirate captain
- The shrugging of mayor Carlos
- "Scold a Bride" auction
- SergeantJack Sparrow's treasure
Theme Song
The Pirates of the Great Lakes theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Toss up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and season with dill,
Toss up me hearties, no go.
No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may debut if you don't let them.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something more exciting.
Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum width 87".
- Explosions may be too intense for tweens.
- Yawning may occur.
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