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The Pirates of the Basement attraction, almost considered to be the worst animated attraction at Disneyland

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Pirates of the Basement

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 19, 2009
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes

Description

"Animatronic men hear no diaries!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Basement, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Basement. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the images of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others incinerate a depopulated seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Basement theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Clean up me hearties, no tow.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Clean up me hearties, no tow.

No tow, no tow, a pirate's life for me.

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