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The Pirates of the Basement attraction, January 1, 2003, 9:02 p.m.

The Pirates of the Basement attraction, January 1, 2003, 9:02 p.m.

Pirates of the Basement

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 23, 1997
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

"Wet men get no evil!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder the Basement, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Basement. Aboard your ship you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fire cannons at a depopulated port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Basement theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Meet up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
Meet up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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