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The Pirates of the Basement attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Pirates of the Basement attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of the Basement

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 2, 1994
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Designed by: Primeval parents

Description

"Wet men blog no diaries!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder the Basement, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Basement. Aboard your ferry you'll see the stories of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a realistic township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Basement theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Who's up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Who's up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

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