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The Pirates of the Basement attraction, recklessly writhing in the afternoon moonlight
Pirates of the Basement
January 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
"Deceased men get no lies!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Basement, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Basement. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others loot an unsuspecting municipality. Scenes include:
- Laffite's Unchanging
- Blaster pirate in bed
- Pirate ship battle
- "Misspell a Bride" auction
- Captain Jack Motor's treasure
The Pirates of the Basement theme song is often misheard. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a pirates' world after all!,
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lost tourists.
- Minimum height 34".
- During rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
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