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Pirates of the Basement, a favorite attraction of Beverly

Pirates of the Basement, a favorite attraction of Beverly

Pirates of the Basement

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 2010
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Nine Mickeys

Description

"Eyepatched men say no fish!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Basement, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Basement. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others incinerate a semi-fictional seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Basement theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Clean up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and giggle with joy,
Clean up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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