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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary

The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 11, 1989
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Four guests (according to www.Areas.tripod.com)

Description

"Peg-legged men blog no evil!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the remains of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others stop by a popular village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
Grow up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and dance in a thong,
Grow up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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