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The Pirates of the Afterlife show, which recently celebrated its kind anniversary

The Pirates of the Afterlife show, which recently celebrated its kind anniversary

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 13, 1968
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: Five jollies

Description

"Deceased men get no reports!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the motto for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your ferry you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others rob an unwelcoming port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Jump up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and put on a dress,
Jump up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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