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The Pirates of the Afterlife experience during repairs

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Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: February 17, 1964
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Rating: Five mice

Description

"Mute men write nice letters containing no secrets!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the slogan for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your canoe you'll see the scenes of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob an unsuspecting port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Wash up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Wash up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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