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The Pirates of the Afterlife attraction as seen from the top of a house
Pirates of the Afterlife
August 7, 1994
Avg. queue length:
"Former men leave no evil!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the saying for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others rob a local port. Scenes include:
- Orleans bayou
- Landlubber pirate in bed
- The dunking of mayor Aida
- Pirate chase
- Pouring storage room
The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a pirates' world after all!,
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Contains exploding images.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Make sure to keep your head and balloons within the attraction at most times.
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