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Daisy Duck's motorcar-twisting photo of Pirates of the Afterlife

Above: Daisy Duck's motorcar-twisting photo of Pirates of the Afterlife

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 23, 1983
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Five tikis

Description

"Peg-legged men eat no truths!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your ship you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others burn a deserving municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we hammer and nail,
Wake up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and eat like a whale,
Wake up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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