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Pirates of the Afterlife, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain

At right: Pirates of the Afterlife, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain

Pirates of the Afterlife

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 15, 1961
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Toddlers

Description

"Skeletal men get no lies!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder the Afterlife, and that's the byline for Pirates of the Afterlife. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn a disgruntled village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of the Afterlife theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Open up me hearties, no no.
We kidnap and ravage and write with a quill,
Open up me hearties, no no.

No no, no no, a pirate's life for me.

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