Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pirates of an inn dark ride, February 4, 1971, 5:31 p.m.
Pirates of an inn
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 10, 1960
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Description
"Honest men get no truths!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder an inn, and that's the motto for Pirates of an inn. Aboard your ferry you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a semi-fictional scene. Scenes include:
- Snapping skull and crossbones
- Stabed cobra
- Pirate ship battle
- "Buy a Warrior" auction
- Pirates in reform school
Theme Song
The Pirates of an inn theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rise up and tower,
Toss up me hearties, go go.
We kidnap and ravage and charge by the hour,
Toss up me hearties, go go.
Go go, go go, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Advice
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times.
Guest Warnings
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or familial or hip complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- Because this is a pretentious dark ride, adults are required to rent princess pants.
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