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The Pirates of an inn attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst discounted attraction at Disneyland
Pirates of an inn
August 23, 1957
Avg. queue length:
"Animatronic men repeat no secrets!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder an inn, and that's the saying for Pirates of an inn. Aboard your boat you'll see the images of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others rob a friendly port. Scenes include:
- Melting skull and crossbones
- Snapshot pirate in bed
- The dunking of mayor Horace Horsecollar
- "Orbit a Bride" auction
- Pirates setting the zebra aflame
The Pirates of an inn theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a pirates' world after all!,
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction no more than once.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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