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The Pirates of an inn attraction, January 9, 1969, 9:47 p.m.

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Pirates of an inn

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 2, 1967
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Greater than five mouse ears

Description

"Eyepatched men get no lies!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder an inn, and that's the byline for Pirates of an inn. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of an inn theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shuffle and slog,
Lick up me hearties, dodo.
We kidnap and ravage and write in our blog,
Lick up me hearties, dodo.

Dodo, dodo, a pirate's life for me.

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