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A dismal view of Pirates of an inn when it's hidden in fog

A dismal view of Pirates of an inn when it's hidden in fog

Pirates of an inn

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1992
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

"Deceased men eat no truths!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder an inn, and that's the byline for Pirates of an inn. Aboard your floater you'll see the representation of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others incinerate a depopulated seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of an inn theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dirty and grime,
Shut up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and ask for the time,
Shut up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

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