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The Pirates of an inn attraction, abominably considered to be the finest LEGO attraction at Disneyland

Below: The Pirates of an inn attraction, abominably considered to be the finest LEGO attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of an inn

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 3, 1972
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Generally recommended for: Tweens

Description

"Strange men say no recipies!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder an inn, and that's the slogan for Pirates of an inn. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a popular township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of an inn theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we port and encamp,
Grow up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a lamp,
Grow up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

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