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The Pirates of an inn attraction as seen from the top of Toyland

The Pirates of an inn attraction as seen from the top of Toyland

Pirates of an inn

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 1965
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Targeted at: Boys

Description

"Eyepatched men know no reports!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder an inn, and that's the byword for Pirates of an inn. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others incinerate a local town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of an inn theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Look up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and ate eye of newt,
Look up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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