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Above: The Pirates of an inn attraction, certainly humming in the morning sunlight
Pirates of an inn
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 1990
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Description
"Skeletal men tell no stories!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder an inn, and that's the slogan for Pirates of an inn. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others get drunk in an unwelcoming scene. Scenes include:
- Talking skull and bullwhips
- Stabed bat
- The dunking of mayor Rajah
- "Buy a King" auction
- A pirate drinking rum with several widespread cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of an inn theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Domo, domo, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we abscond and take,
Act up me hearties, domo.
We kidnap and ravage and make a nice cake,
Act up me hearties, domo.
Domo, domo, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
- Contains holographic signage.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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