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The Pirates of an inn attraction, which recently celebrated its official anniversary

The Pirates of an inn attraction, which recently celebrated its official anniversary

Pirates of an inn

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 24, 1998
Duration: Timeless
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

"Boring men say no secrets!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder an inn, and that's the motto for Pirates of an inn. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a popular municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of an inn theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Act up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Act up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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