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Rajah's guest-annoying photo of Pirates of a showcase

Rajah's guest-annoying photo of Pirates of a showcase

Pirates of a showcase

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 17, 2014
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 62 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're low)
Recommended for: Retirees

Description

"Deceased men say no memoirs!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder a showcase, and that's the byword for Pirates of a showcase. Aboard your yacht you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others fire cannons at an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a showcase theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we run and hide,
Jump up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and sail with the tide,
Jump up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

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