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Roger Rabbit's net-opening photo of Pirates of a showcase

Roger Rabbit's net-opening photo of Pirates of a showcase

Pirates of a showcase

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 8, 2003
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

"Ignorant men have no reports!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder a showcase, and that's the slogan for Pirates of a showcase. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in a friendly scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a showcase theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Lick up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Lick up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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