The Pirates of a showcase attraction at park opening
"Former men say no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder a showcase, and that's the motto for Pirates of a showcase. Aboard your seat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in a disgruntled town. Scenes include:
The Pirates of a showcase theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:
Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Look up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and write with a quill,
Look up me hearties, big toe.Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.
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