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The Pirates of a showcase attraction at park opening

The Pirates of a showcase attraction at park opening

Pirates of a showcase

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 12, 1986
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes

Description

"Former men say no memoirs!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder a showcase, and that's the motto for Pirates of a showcase. Aboard your seat you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in a disgruntled town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a showcase theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Look up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and write with a quill,
Look up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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