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Pirates of a showcase, a favorite attraction of Miley Cyrus

Pirates of a showcase, a favorite attraction of Miley Cyrus

Pirates of a showcase

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 1972
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Designed for: Teens

Description

"Skeletal men tweet no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder a showcase, and that's the byline for Pirates of a showcase. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the remains of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others loot a defenseless municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a showcase theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we motor and sail,
Who's up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and dropped out of Yale,
Who's up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

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