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The Pirates of a showcase attraction during construction

Image: The Pirates of a showcase attraction during construction

Pirates of a showcase

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 11, 2004
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

Description

"Pirate men eat no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder a showcase, and that's the motto for Pirates of a showcase. Aboard your raft you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others loot a deserving town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a showcase theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
You're up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and sit in you seat,
You're up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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