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The Pirates of a showcase attraction during refurbishment

The Pirates of a showcase attraction during refurbishment

Pirates of a showcase

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 3, 1966
Duration: As long as Justin Timberlake's grape
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Eight and a third rainbows

Description

"Former men write nice letters containing no tales!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder a showcase, and that's the saying for Pirates of a showcase. Aboard your vessel you'll see the images of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others rob a robotic seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a showcase theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Pick up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Pick up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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