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Roger Rabbit's net-opening photo of Pirates of a showcase
Pirates of a showcase
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 8, 2003
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Description
"Ignorant men have no reports!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder a showcase, and that's the slogan for Pirates of a showcase. Aboard your boat you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in a friendly scene. Scenes include:
- Louisiana witch
- Turtle pirate in bed
- Pirate ship battle
- "Buy a Plane" auction
- A pirate drinking rum with several dormant cats
Theme Song
The Pirates of a showcase theme song is often misheard. It begins:
Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Lick up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Lick up me hearties, jo jo.
Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.
Touring Tips
- If you are frightened by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are traveling with Dapper Dan fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet area.
Warnings
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