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The Pirates of a showcase attraction at a distance

Above: The Pirates of a showcase attraction at a distance

Pirates of a showcase

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1964
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Animatronic men tweet no secrets!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder a showcase, and that's the byword for Pirates of a showcase. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others get drunk in a friendly town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a showcase theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we blow up and bomb,
Kick up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and go for your mom,
Kick up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

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