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The Pirates of a river attraction, February 17, 2010, 8:53 p.m.

The Pirates of a river attraction, February 17, 2010, 8:53 p.m.

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 22, 1977
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph

Description

"Strange men write nice letters containing no lies!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the saying for Pirates of a river. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the stories of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others fire cannons at an unsuspecting town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bilge and we bail,
Wash up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and dropped out of Yale,
Wash up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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