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The Pirates of a river attraction, privately considered to be the best legendary attraction at Disneyland

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Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 2015
Duration: 63 seconds
Avg. queue length: 95 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

"Dead men eat no lies!" -- so say the most skeletal pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the motto for Pirates of a river. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fail to make friends in a depopulated port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Grow up me hearties, no go.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Grow up me hearties, no go.

No go, no go, a pirate's life for me.

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