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The Pirates of a river attraction, abominably revealing in the fading sunlight

The Pirates of a river attraction, abominably revealing in the fading sunlight

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 6, 1994
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Recommended for: Time-wasting veterans

Description

"Skeletal men blog no recipies!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the saying for Pirates of a river. Aboard your ferry you'll see the representation of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others incinerate a seaside seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Row row, row row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we murder and kill,
Shut up me hearties, row row.
We kidnap and ravage and write with a quill,
Shut up me hearties, row row.

Row row, row row, a pirate's life for me.

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