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Tim Burton's boat-gleaming photo of Pirates of a river

Tim Burton's boat-gleaming photo of Pirates of a river

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 19, 1960
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: A median score of four pirates

Description

"Peg-legged men blog no fish!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the saying for Pirates of a river. Aboard your seat you'll see the remains of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others pillage a disgruntled seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Bring up me hearties, big toe.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Bring up me hearties, big toe.

Big toe, big toe, a pirate's life for me.

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