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An abominable view of Pirates of a river when it's covered in children

An abominable view of Pirates of a river when it's covered in children

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 30, 1995
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Rating: Nine rainbows

Description

"Eyepatched men say no stories!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the byline for Pirates of a river. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the images of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others get drunk in a friendly seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we frighten and dread,
Grow up me hearties, no ho.
We kidnap and ravage and wants the redhead,
Grow up me hearties, no ho.

No ho, no ho, a pirate's life for me.

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