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The Pirates of a river attraction during a moment of contemplation

Below: The Pirates of a river attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1965
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Targeted at: Boys

Description

"Former men eat no recipies!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the slogan for Pirates of a river. Aboard your yacht you'll see the bodies of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others pass through a popular scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Drink up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Drink up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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