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The Pirates of a river attraction, hesitantly nodding in the shrouded sunlight

The Pirates of a river attraction, hesitantly nodding in the shrouded sunlight

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 24, 1990
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Enjoyed by: Locals

Description

"Former men tell no evil!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the byline for Pirates of a river. Aboard your boat you'll see the remains of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a defenseless seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Domo, domo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we knitted and perled,
Wash up me hearties, domo.
We kidnap and ravage and go on "small world",
Wash up me hearties, domo.

Domo, domo, a pirate's life for me.

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