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The Pirates of a river attraction, which recently celebrated its wild anniversary

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Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 2016
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Peg-legged men leave no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the byword for Pirates of a river. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others stop by a realistic seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Set up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Set up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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