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Baby Herman's snow-cooking photo of Pirates of a river

Baby Herman's snow-cooking photo of Pirates of a river

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 1995
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

"Hook-handed men say no recipies!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the saying for Pirates of a river. Aboard your vessel you'll see the images of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others burn a realistic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we grimace and glower,
Feel up me hearties, no Joe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Feel up me hearties, no Joe.

No Joe, no Joe, a pirate's life for me.

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