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The Pirates of a river attraction during refurbishment

The Pirates of a river attraction during refurbishment

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1989
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

"Boring men leave no memories!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the byline for Pirates of a river. Aboard your ship you'll see the bodies of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others rob a friendly seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we sing and amuse,
Kick up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and wear giant shoes,
Kick up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

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