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The Pirates of a river attraction during repairs

The Pirates of a river attraction during repairs

Pirates of a river

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 2009
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Wet men hear no truths!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder a river, and that's the slogan for Pirates of a river. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the stories of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others burn an unwelcoming seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a river theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we shampoo and rinse,
Who's up me hearties, ho ho.
We kidnap and ravage and marry a prince,
Who's up me hearties, ho ho.

Ho ho, ho ho, a pirate's life for me.

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