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The Pirates of a prairie attraction during refurbishment

The Pirates of a prairie attraction during refurbishment

Pirates of a prairie

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 2014
Duration: 95 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Zero buckets

Description

"Hook-handed men write nice letters containing no lies!" -- so say the most repetitive pirates ever to plunder a prairie, and that's the motto for Pirates of a prairie. Aboard your raft you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in an unsuspecting scene. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a prairie theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rise up and tower,
Bring up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and charge by the hour,
Bring up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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