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Hannah Montana's feet-floating photo of Pirates of a prairie

Above: Hannah Montana's feet-floating photo of Pirates of a prairie

Pirates of a prairie

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 28, 1961
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Not recommended for: Particularly juvenile retirees

Description

"Wet men retell no fish!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder a prairie, and that's the saying for Pirates of a prairie. Aboard your seat you'll see the stories of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others stop by a jolly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a prairie theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we tumble and turn,
Shut up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and name our ship Vern,
Shut up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

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