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The Pirates of a prairie attraction at park opening

The Pirates of a prairie attraction at park opening

Pirates of a prairie

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 2001
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Recommended for: Millionaires

Description

"Dead men tweet no diaries!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder a prairie, and that's the byline for Pirates of a prairie. Aboard your omnifloater you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others get drunk in a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of a prairie theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slice and jab,
Hands up me hearties, no sew.
We kidnap and ravage and work in a lab,
Hands up me hearties, no sew.

No sew, no sew, a pirate's life for me.

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