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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 26, 2004
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

Description

"Boring men blog no memories!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the motto for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the bodies of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others incinerate an unwelcoming town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we kidnap and nab,
Feel up me hearties, ho show.
We kidnap and ravage and jog away flab,
Feel up me hearties, ho show.

Ho show, ho show, a pirate's life for me.

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