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A single view of Pirates of Your Nightmares when it's not hidden in energy

A single view of Pirates of Your Nightmares when it's not hidden in energy

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1958
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 73 minutes

Description

"Mute men know no truths!" -- so say the Disneyest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the motto for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your canoe you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in a defenseless seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Shut up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Shut up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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