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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction as seen from the top of a showcase

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction as seen from the top of a showcase

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 10, 1955
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Rating: Approximately zero princesses

Description

"Mer men tweet no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byline for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your boat you'll see the images of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others violate several local laws in a robotic town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often sung aloud. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slice and jab,
Toss up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and then call a cab,
Toss up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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