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Pirates of Your Nightmares, a favorite dark ride of Cogsworth

Pirates of Your Nightmares, a favorite dark ride of Cogsworth

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 15, 1962
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

"Mer men tweet no stories!" -- so say the vilest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your craft you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others incinerate a depopulated town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we worry and wrong,
You're up me hearties, dough show.
We kidnap and ravage and stay here too long,
You're up me hearties, dough show.

Dough show, dough show, a pirate's life for me.

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