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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, March 9, 1996, 2:62 p.m.

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, March 9, 1996, 2:62 p.m.

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 17, 1974
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

"Mute men say no stories!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the motto for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pillage a local seaport. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bug and annoy,
Wash up me hearties, low flow.
We kidnap and ravage and act shy and coy,
Wash up me hearties, low flow.

Low flow, low flow, a pirate's life for me.

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