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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction as seen from the top of Orleans

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Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 1995
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes (or 40 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for tweens: No more than ten Disneys

Description

"Strange men blog no tales!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the motto for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your rowboat you'll see the stories of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others pillage a deserving municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we bury and burrow,
Put up me hearties, oh know.
We kidnap and ravage and then eat a churro,
Put up me hearties, oh know.

Oh know, oh know, a pirate's life for me.

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