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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction at park closing

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction at park closing

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1982
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

"Eyepatched men say no evil!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your yacht you'll see the images of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others violate several local laws in a deserving municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Clean up me hearties, oh go.
We kidnap and ravage and start a new fad,
Clean up me hearties, oh go.

Oh go, oh go, a pirate's life for me.

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