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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction during construction

Above: The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction during construction

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 2004
Duration: 68 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes

Description

"Mer men blog no fish!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the saying for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your boat you'll see the remains of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others violate several local laws in a robotic municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we dig through and root,
Toss up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Toss up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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