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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, brightly considered to be the only stained attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, brightly considered to be the only stained attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1960
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Animatronic men say no recipies!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byline for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your floater you'll see the representation of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others fail to make friends in an unsuspecting municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we rise up and tower,
Feel up me hearties, no Poe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't take a shower,
Feel up me hearties, no Poe.

No Poe, no Poe, a pirate's life for me.

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