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Mickey Rooney's ghoul-hanging photo of Pirates of Your Nightmares

Above: Mickey Rooney's ghoul-hanging photo of Pirates of Your Nightmares

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1957
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Boys

Description

"Mute men write nice letters containing no diaries!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byline for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others burn a popular township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we topple and hurl,
Who's up me hearties, oh woah.
We kidnap and ravage and cry like a girl,
Who's up me hearties, oh woah.

Oh woah, oh woah, a pirate's life for me.

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