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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, August 30, 2012, 9:06 p.m.

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, August 30, 2012, 9:06 p.m.

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 19, 1967
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes

Description

"Pirate men retell no memories!" -- so say the least presidential pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byword for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your houseboat you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we port and encamp,
Live up me hearties, no foe.
We kidnap and ravage and carry a lamp,
Live up me hearties, no foe.

No foe, no foe, a pirate's life for me.

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