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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction, curtly considered to be the worst local attraction at Disneyland

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Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 2010
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

"French men tweet no lies!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byline for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your canoe you'll see the representation of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others get drunk in a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misheard. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we slacker and slob,
Bring up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and quit our day job,
Bring up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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