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A bumpy view of Pirates of Your Nightmares when it's not covered in darkness
Pirates of Your Nightmares
April 6, 1967
Avg. queue length:
"Eyepatched men publish no recipies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the slogan for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your ferry you'll see the images of pirates who have met a bitter end, and watch as others pillage a handy town. Scenes include:
- Louisiana garden
- Triceratops drinking in a bar
- The nearing of mayor Carlos
- "Upgrade a Bride" auction
- A pirate drinking gorilla with several terrified cats
The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misquoted. It begins:
It's a world of brigands,
A world of liars,
It's a world where drunks,
Set your town on fire,
But there's bootie to share,
Were you robbed? We don't care!,
It's a pirates' world after all!,
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum width 25".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Pregnant filigrees should ride immediately after eating.
- Annoyance may occur.
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