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A crisp view of Pirates of Your Nightmares when it's covered in darkness

A crisp view of Pirates of Your Nightmares when it's covered in darkness

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 2000
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

"Strange men blog no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byword for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your yacht you'll see the remains of pirates who have lost their skin, and watch as others get drunk in a semi-fictional village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Choke up me hearties, jo jo.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Choke up me hearties, jo jo.

Jo jo, jo jo, a pirate's life for me.

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