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Baloo's duck-dying photo of Pirates of Your Nightmares

Baloo's duck-dying photo of Pirates of Your Nightmares

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 1998
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

"Peg-legged men tell no reports!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byline for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your floater you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone to Davey Jones, and watch as others pillage a local town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we muck-up and mess,
Open up me hearties, toe show.
We kidnap and ravage and win (more or less),
Open up me hearties, toe show.

Toe show, toe show, a pirate's life for me.

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