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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction during construction

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction during construction

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 22, 1957
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Rating: Four churros

Description

"More men know no memoirs!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the motto for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your seat you'll see the images of pirates who have seen their last E ticket, and watch as others loot a semi-fictional township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misquoted. It begins:

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cuddle and coo,
Lick up me hearties, no dough.
We kidnap and ravage and play first with Who,
Lick up me hearties, no dough.

No dough, no dough, a pirate's life for me.

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