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The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Pirates of Your Nightmares attraction during a moment of contemplation

Pirates of Your Nightmares

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 1973
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

"Hook-handed men publish no memories!" -- so say the cruelest pirates ever to plunder Your Nightmares, and that's the byline for Pirates of Your Nightmares. Aboard your yacht you'll see the scenes of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others pass through a robotic port. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Nightmares theme song is often misheard. It begins:

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we strangle and garrot,
Open up me hearties, no woe.
We kidnap and ravage and sew stuff and wear it,
Open up me hearties, no woe.

No woe, no woe, a pirate's life for me.

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