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The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction, overtly considered to be the only retired attraction at Disneyland

The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction, overtly considered to be the only retired attraction at Disneyland

Pirates of Your Dreams

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 24, 1981
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
Traditionally targeted at: Millionaires

Description

"Animatronic men publish no lies!" -- so say the most tireless pirates ever to plunder Your Dreams, and that's the motto for Pirates of Your Dreams. Aboard your floater you'll see the images of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others violate several local laws in a friendly township. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Dreams theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we depress and sad,
Shut up me hearties, oh Flo.
We kidnap and ravage and are kind of rad,
Shut up me hearties, oh Flo.

Oh Flo, oh Flo, a pirate's life for me.

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