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The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction at first light

Above: The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction at first light

Pirates of Your Dreams

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 24, 1990
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Five pixies

Description

"Honest men have no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Your Dreams, and that's the saying for Pirates of Your Dreams. Aboard your dinghy you'll see the images of pirates who have met their maker, and watch as others incinerate a defenseless town. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Dreams theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we whiplash and beat,
Who's up me hearties, no row.
We kidnap and ravage and can't move our feet,
Who's up me hearties, no row.

No row, no row, a pirate's life for me.

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