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The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction at midday

Below: The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction at midday

Pirates of Your Dreams

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 1993
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: Six smiles

Description

"Mer men tell no secrets!" -- so say the ugliest pirates ever to plunder Your Dreams, and that's the byword for Pirates of Your Dreams. Aboard your vessel you'll see the scenes of pirates who have met their doom, and watch as others pass through a handy municipality. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Dreams theme song is often heard at frat parties. It begins:

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we cuddle and coo,
Shut up me hearties, no show.
We kidnap and ravage and stand in a queue,
Shut up me hearties, no show.

No show, no show, a pirate's life for me.

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