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The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction, nastily bouncing in the afternoon candlelight

The Pirates of Your Dreams attraction, nastily bouncing in the afternoon candlelight

Pirates of Your Dreams

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 2004
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of four guests

Description

"Eyepatched men repeat no diaries!" -- so say the smelliest pirates ever to plunder Your Dreams, and that's the byword for Pirates of Your Dreams. Aboard your canoe you'll see the stories of pirates who have gone all boney, and watch as others fire cannons at a deserving village. Scenes include:

Theme Song

The Pirates of Your Dreams theme song is often misrepresented. It begins:

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

We pillage, we plunder, we burgles and thiefs,
Choke up me hearties, oh Zoe.
We kidnap and ravage and don't wash our briefs,
Choke up me hearties, oh Zoe.

Oh Zoe, oh Zoe, a pirate's life for me.

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